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YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Pidgeun said :
Zamorak: Give up the hunt and go to inspect the brown envelope outside which was noticed earlier.

Oh god.

You just had the stupidest thought ever. In the history of ever, it is the stupidest. It is so stupid you cannot believe it came from your perfect head. Holy ****. So stupid.

The thought was that you would STEP OUTSIDE the CAREFULLY WARDED DWELLINGPLACE into the TOXIC WORLD to retrieve a silly ENVELOPE.

HO

LY

* * * *. SO stupid.

Yeah, if you're going to get that ENVELOPE, you'll have to be a bit smarter.

13-Jul-2013 04:50:50

YuBiusk Ink

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You appear to have dropped the Orb. This is...a setback.

Not to worry. I understand you have a great deal of setbacks yourself, and I wish you luck in overcoming them. In the meantime, as you will be unable to reclaim our mode of communication--and storytelling--for a while, I will allow Zamorak to do exactly as he wishes. He tends to do that regardless, doesn't he? Some investigation into how he's able to do that might be prudent.

But later. For now, we simply watch.

Zamorak: Become bored with the envelope and head upstairs to check on your science box.


Yeah, that's not going anywhere.

You go back upstairs, ignoring the taunts of those pesky imps, and reenter your bedroom--a place filled with magical knives and incredibly valuable furnishings, as you know well. On the bed sits your SCIENCE BOX.

You are currently in the middle of a chat with a good friend of yours. That friend appears to be wondering where you are. Perhaps it's time to see what's up.

You glance at the list of online 'friends' on the despised chatting program, BICKERBUDS. You only use it because your brain-dead 'friends' are on it.

featherweightOrganism (FO)
ONLINE
cloudlessWinter (CW)

destituteTale (DT)

shamefulOmission (SO)

serratedCrystals (SC)

beleagueredHerdsman (BH)

sacredGondola (SG)
ONLINE
burningGardener (BG)
populationController (PC)
ONLINE

Interesting.
PC
is online.

Gods, but you're glad it's Bandos's job to handle her. Psychotic *****.


Gondola
must be getting worried, so you decide to quit stalling and have a chat.

24-Aug-2013 21:52:29

YuBiusk Ink

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First, a look at the backlog...


sacredGondola (SG)
began bickering towards
shamelesslyWitty (SW)

SG: Hi, Zamorak. :)

SW: Yes yes hi happyface SG*

**: You are in a good mood, I see!

SW: Yes, and how would you excellently know that? :D

SG: You always post friendly parodies of my typing style in an especially exaggerated manner when you are scheming, and scheming always puts you in a good mood!

SW: Yes, the prize for Happy Fun Shiny Correctness goes to...Gondola!

SG: ;)

SW: Okay, what's up? #sohappyprobablystoned

SG: So, we are playing the game today?

SW: Yes, that is correct. Yay! Let's sing a song about it!

SG: You are being a bit over-the-top. :P

SW: Oh, fine. Yes, we are playing the game. My schemes have always been slightly less schemish as they are atm!
SW: I am comfortable using non-words like "schemish" because everybody knows I'm smart, meaning the need is absent for me to use "smart" words like certain blue morons** :)

**: Yes, okay, that is nice** :)
**: So, what ARE your schemes, Zamorak? I still could probably stand to understand this game a bit better. What is it going to do?
SG: ..*
**: Zammy?
SG: I had a talk with
PC
this morning*
**: I am somewhat less happy than I usually am as a consequence** :|
**: She says the game, this "VERSE.jas"
SG: ...is going to destroy the world*
**: :I
SG: Zamorak?
SG: Are you even there?
SG: ..**
**: Okay, I have to be elsewhere. Talk to you later!
sacredGondola
has logged out.
SW: Are you still there?


Crap. This could be a complication.

Why the **** was she talking to
PC
, anyway? This has thrown your entire plan off its axle!

Nothing that can't be fixed, though. You are a GENIUS, after all.

24-Aug-2013 22:14:24

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Zamorak: Try contacting your master.


Yes, brilliant idea, you. Unfortunately, they don't appear to be online. Ol' cabbagehead is, though. May as well send her a ring.


shamelesslyWitty (SW)
began bickering towards
featherweightOrganism (FO)
.
SW: hi;

FO: ah; hello zamorak;

SW: yes whatevz;

FO: zamorak dont do your moronic thing;

SW: what;

FO: the stupid text mocking thing;
FO: its not a real typing quirk;
FO: so do not waste my time with it; i am not one of your puppets who will put up with being spoken down to;

SW: Ugh, FINE. Just for you.
SW: <3
SW: Soooo! We gots us a game?

FO: your copys right outside; just go get it;

SW: Do you want me to get killed? Miasmopolis is no place for one such as myself!

FO: its one such as I; idiot;

SW: ...


Come to think of it, you kind of hate this one. A lot*

**: as i told you its perfectly easy to acquire;
FO: and if you dont; well you know the consequences;

SW: Uuuugh. Whatever!
SW: So who has the game right now, anyways?

FO: You do;

SW: Shut up, besides me!

FO: SC is going to give it to Bandos; he is going to give copies to PC and;

SW: And old Scarface?

FO: and BG;
FO: yes; and shamelessOmission and beleagueredHerdsman have their own plans of course;
FO: i trust poor destituteTale already has hers from you;

SW: I serve my master well. ;)

27-Aug-2013 18:54:54

YuBiusk Ink

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FO: so zamorak; what are your plans;

SW: Plans? Me? You dare accuse ME of plotting?
SW: None of your beeswax** :)

**: very well;
FO: i will not intervene;


You smirk to yourself, lying back on the bed and readying a response. Of course she won't. When has she?


FO: but watch yourself zamorak;
FO: if your schemes lead the game to failure;
FO: i will hunt you down;
FO: and kill you like the cowardly rat youve always been;
FO: understand?

SW: geeeeeez featherweight you should listen to yourself!
SW: So paranoid! So suspicious!
SW: If the game is lost, we ALL die, after all! Riight?

FO: i suppose;

SW: Awesome. So
SW: howzabout we just

FO: hold on;

SW: start setting up the pawns?

FO: bandos is messaging me;
FO: something about brassica
featherweightOrganism (FO)
quit bothering
shamelesslyWitty (SW)
.

28-Aug-2013 18:43:28

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