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YuBiusk Ink

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Tabris V said :
Bandos: Gaze longingly at the cabbage plant.

You look up to give the cabbage plant a longing look. It has been so long since you have fed upon the forbidden green flesh of that delectable leafy delight. You know you shouldn't. You really shouldn't. But addiction is a powerful thing, and you just can't resist--

The cabbage is gone.


Bandos: OH, SON OF A *****!!!!


Not this again...

05-May-2013 06:35:24

YuBiusk Ink

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Eln said :
Bandos: Attempt to contact a friend for help in finding the cabbage plant.

Oh, you'll contact a friend alright...******* stupid *******...


cloudlessWinter (CW)
began bickering towards
featherweightOrganism (FO)
.
CW: FO, FU!

FO: what;

CW: YOU KNOW WHAT! IT'S YOUR ******* CABBAGE AGAIN!

FO: maybe that is not my cabbage; maybe it is a spy cabbage; a foul green infiltrator; you cannot prove it is mine;

CW: I SWEAR TO EVERY GOD THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL

FO: you always blame me whenever this happens;

CW: I WILL FIND THAT STUPID THING THIS TIME AND

FO: it is not really very fair

CW: WHO ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BLAME?!

FO: gotta go;

CW: STOP! GET BACK HERE!

featherweightOrganism (FO)
has logged out.
CW: NO! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND THIS STUPID


You suddenly stop typing.

Not because you've run out of things to say. Far from it. You would love nothing more than to spend another hour ranting at someone who can't hear you and probably wouldn't care anyways. But you can't.

Because you hear...

BOING
BOING
BOING

...the bouncing.

You turn. There it is. It's bigger now--almost as big as you--but definitely the same cabbage. It bounces up-and-down in front of you. In a mocking way.

BOING

Bandos: STOP!

BOING

Bandos: STOP IT!

BOING!

Bandos: STOP IT NOW!

Brassica Prime: BOIIIING!

Bandos: GAARARARARAAAAA!!!!


This could get ugly.

05-May-2013 07:06:36 - Last edited on 05-May-2013 07:07:23 by YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Stephano said :
Bandos: Grab an unnecessarily large weapon to combat this creature.

Your right hand lunges out and grabs, from the wall, the TRAINGUN--a weapon about twice your size. Any ordinary human would be unable to lift this, but you can grip and fire it with one hand.

With the other hand, you place a magazine of railroad spikes into the chamber. It costs the government four hundred thousand dollars to rebuild the railroads torn apart to allow this gun to fire... for twelve seconds .

The cabbage keeps bouncing. Heh. Keep on laughing, salad ball. Just keep on laughing.

You prepare to fire.

05-May-2013 18:57:50 - Last edited on 05-May-2013 19:02:18 by YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Stephano said :
Bandos: The chamber jams, causing the weapon to explode.

The chamber jams. The gun explodes.


Bandos: ****!


In retrospect, a chaingun loaded with massive railroad spikes and packed with gunpowder may not have been the safest weapon to use at point blank range.

Especially not near your grenade launcher.

With all the grenades next to it.

Caught in the explosion.


Bandos: ***************!!!

Brassica Prime: Uh-oh.

This is going to be ugly. Perhaps we should follow another's perspective for a little while?

06-May-2013 05:33:06 - Last edited on 06-May-2013 05:37:26 by YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Now, mine most excellent of comrades, pick a new perspective and say, 'Be so-and-so.' Preferably, choose one of the usernames on the BICKERBUDS user list. Make sure, at least, to choose someone-or-thing not currently being detonated.

It would be preferred that you not choose based on real (or assumed) names, but usernames. It is, however, up to you.

06-May-2013 05:35:55 - Last edited on 06-May-2013 05:38:07 by YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Eln said :
Enter name: shamelesslywitty

Close enough.

A young man sits alone in his bedroom. It's
a fairly ordinary bedroom--gold-trimmed mattress, silver-lined windows,
platinum-plated walls and ceiling and a number of high-quality ENCHANTED CUTLERY lying around. He sits on his bed--crafted from spiders' silk by a team of well-trained spiders--and types away on
his powerful box of science.


Okay, stop that. We are telling the story with the proper color whether this young man likes it or not. Proceeding...

The young man wears fine
red
silk robes. He has tidy
red
hair and a tidier
red
goatee. He wears a pair of very stylish spectacles perched on the end of his nose and is currently wearing in addition a highly smug smile.

It was seventeen years ago he was given life--to the day, and he has awarded himself an extra slice of pie for breakfast to celebrate--and it is time for him to take a proper name. What will it be? Let's make it quick before he tries to mess up the formatting again.

06-May-2013 06:07:34 - Last edited on 06-May-2013 06:12:06 by YuBiusk Ink

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