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YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Tabris V said :
Bandos: Search for a weapon.

Ha! Search? You don't search for a weapon in your cave! You reach out, grabbing the first thing within arm's reach and equipping it. You don't even look. It's probably something really deadly like...

...you equipped the CAN OF BEANS. Whoops.

The ghostly INSUBSTANTIAL MONSTROSITY stares at you and emits a low growl.

04-May-2013 02:12:36 - Last edited on 04-May-2013 02:28:11 by YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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The Level said :
Bandos: Attempt to communicate.

You hesitate.

On the one hand, diplomacy is the path of the utter weakling. You're pretty sure there's not even any such thing as a DIPLOMACYKIND strife specibus. Just talking goes against everything you assure your friends you stand for.

On the other, this creature could rip out your soul and feed it to a Muspah.

Bandos: HI, I.M.! I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW! NO TIME FOR FIGHTING, GOT IT!


The INSUBSTANTIAL MONSTROSITY is silent. It glares at you, then turns and stalks away.

Looks like the old man's in a good mood. He didn't even try to stuff your head down one of the steam vents this time.

04-May-2013 02:22:17

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Sirapyro said :
CAN I BE A CHRACKER IN THIS STYRO?
IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT MY WRIING IS LIKE I HAVE A RTHEAD (PLEASE DON"T STEAL IUDEAS) ***.runescape.***/m=***/c***sword/sl=0/forums***?***6??*****
Oh god. How did you find me?
I mean, ah...shut up. Go away. I hate you so much. Shoo.

04-May-2013 02:23:43

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Tabris V said :
Bandos: Start up the magic box.

You love nothing more than reminiscing with the thing that raised you, but you have bigger concerns.

You turn away from the cave entrance and boot up your MAGIC BOX. Lots of bigger concerns. Like playing ELECTRONIC GAMES.

You LOVE these games of yours. Especially the ones that are ten or more years out of date. You have a friend who's always trying to get you to upgrade to the current games, but you refuse on account of they are weak and dumb and probably just afraid of getting killed by graphics glitches. Inconvenient glitching is a TEST OF STRENGTH.

You start to open your GAMES FOLDER when you see you are being contacted by one of your weakling friends! Do you answer, or just ignore them and start playing?

04-May-2013 02:35:53

YuBiusk Ink

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I apologize in advance, Reader, for how unpleasant blue text is to read.

The Level said :
Bandos: Answer the message, but with the intention to make it quick.

You suppose the game can wait, so you open your chatting program, BICKERBUDS. It's a crappy program, but at least it runs okay. Ish. System crashes are a TEST OF STRENGTH.

featherweightOrganism (FO)
ONLINE
shamelesslyWitty (SW)

destituteTale (DT)

shamefulOmission (SO)

serratedCrystals (SC)

beleagueredHerdsman (BH)
ONLINE
sacredGondola (SG)

burningGardener (BG)
populationController (PC)
ONLINE

Oh, no. It's the Herdsman. Well, better make it quick.


beleagueredHerdsman (BH)
began bickering towards
cloudlessWinter
*
**: Hey, are You there?
BH: Hello? Bandos?
BH: Answer At once. I Have liTtle time To waste On your FoolishNess.

cloudlessWinter (CW)
has logged in.
CW: OKAY! WHAT THE **** IS IT?!

BH: there You are. I have Been waiTing far Too long.


Gods, but this guy is obnoxious..*


**: Do you Have the Game yet?

CW: NO! SC SAID SHE'D SEND IT OVER SOON, THOUGH!

BH: Have you Spoken To PC Yet?

CW: **** no! why me?!

BH: your Smaller Text inDicates Fear.

CW: i am not afraid!!! but why me?!

BH: you And her Are friends, Are you Not? or As close As she Gets?


Your eyes narrow. Disturbing as it is, the guy is technically right.

CW: ARG! FINE! I WILL SPEAK WITH HER LATER!

BH: good Man. not Too much Later, though. I will See you Soon.
beleagueredHerdsman
has logged out.

04-May-2013 05:29:03

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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You hate that jackass.

You spend the next half-hour playing the Cheezburger MMO and trying to calm yourself down. It doesn't work. By the time you logout, no cheezburgers remain on the server--and no other players got to haz any. You would almost feel bad, but you're still too annoyed.

Perhaps you can delay the conversation a little longer still. You really do not want to talk to
populationController
yet.

04-May-2013 05:29:29 - Last edited on 04-May-2013 05:39:14 by YuBiusk Ink

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