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YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Tabris V said :
Zamorak: Go down the staircase.

You go down the staircase.

It is a LONG staircase.

A few minutes later, as you are nearing the bottom, a BOW STRING shoots out beneath your feet. You trip.


Zamorak: OH, ****!


Oh, this is the FIRST TIME we've seen you CHAT, isn't it?


Zamorak: OW! These STAIRS are treacherous!


Hahaha. It's cute how you try to mock the TYPING STYLE of whoever you are talking to.


Zamorak: I am FALLING! OW! ow! ow! OW!


It's unconscious. You don't even know I am writing these MESSAGES, and yet you still speak in the ODDLY TECHNICAL MANNER with UNNECESSARY CAPITALIZATION.


Zamorak: ****!


Wow, it's taking a while for you to LAND, isn't it?

...

Yup. Taking a while.

Can't you grab hold of the RAILING? Oh, right. You didn't bother to build one.

...

Well, let's just wait.

08-May-2013 18:19:12

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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The Level said :
Zamorak: Investigate what you grabbed.

Well, well, well.

You appear to have grabbed an IMP.

The cheeky little demon hovers in the air on its four wasp-like wings, desperately trying to escape your grip. It clutches in its meaty fist a RUBBER CHICKEN.

Lookin' pretty tough with that chicken, huh, tough guy?

What was he gonna do with it? Hit you? Geez, you hope he wasn't gonna hit you. That thing hurts like hell.

13-May-2013 18:27:09

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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You suddenly feel a great sense of UNEASE. It is as if a VERY OLD AND STUPID ERROR has just been corrected, after well over a MONTH OF SILENCE.

What could this sense indicate?

Oh, right. You finally caught one of these *******. That must be it.

14-May-2013 04:55:48

YuBiusk Ink

YuBiusk Ink

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Pidgeun said :
Zamorak: Talk to the imp

Zamorak: Allo allo allo! Let's 'ave a butcher's a' 'is, shall we?
Imp: Ah, **** i'. I weren' doin' nuffin gov'!
Zamorak: Fulla porkies, 'is un!
Imp: Can' even un'erstand a syllable o' dis' gov'.
Zamorak: Oi gov', bes' work roight 'ard 'memberin' roight quick, eh wot?
Imp: Ge' a grip gov', or finish m'now. Can' bear anuffer min' a' dis.
Zamorak: Oi, oi, allo gov'.
Imp: Roigh' gov', 'at's it. Kill m'now an' be done wi' i' or qui' wiff da accen'.
Zamorak: Wha' voice ya 'rying da pull out, guvna? Oi'm speakin' norms as ya.
Imp: Da' voice 's'bou' as convincin' as a punk wi' a copper's baton gov'.
Zamorak: Ain't no'.
Imp: Ain' so. Jabber norms like.
Zamorak: No, YOU gov.


Surprisingly, the conversation doesn't appear to be going anywhere. Nowhere comprehensible, anyways. And this red text is starting to hurt our eyes.

Do you try to push the conversation in a different direction, or just give up before the text problems get any worse?

16-May-2013 05:42:35 - Last edited on 16-May-2013 05:46:02 by YuBiusk Ink

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