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Certainly not us, for we have nothing to lose.
There's no trying to recruit apathetic players. There is no trying to get the lazy sods to visit the citadel, because we don't have one. There's no headaches trying to work around the utterly stupid ranking system Jagex created. There are no rules that attempt to keep members happy, because we don't give a damn about their happiness. There are no worries with players leaving the clan, because they cant.
It's great!
One of our clan mottos is "We simply do not care." It's a great philosophy to live by.
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Now, I can tell you are a very curious young lady, what with all these questions and comments of yours. It so happens I have found a very interesting Volcano, filled with molten lava. I suggest we go and have a look. Right up close at the rim. There are no safety barriers of course, but that's okay, I will stand right behind you. Just to make sure you do not fall in. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
There's no trying to recruit apathetic players. There is no trying to get the lazy sods to visit the citadel, because we don't have one. There's no headaches trying to work around the utterly stupid ranking system Jagex created. There are no rules that attempt to keep members happy, because we don't give a damn about their happiness. There are no worries with players leaving the clan, because they cant.
It's great!
One of our clan mottos is "We simply do not care." It's a great philosophy to live by.
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))
Now, I can tell you are a very curious young lady, what with all these questions and comments of yours. It so happens I have found a very interesting Volcano, filled with molten lava. I suggest we go and have a look. Right up close at the rim. There are no safety barriers of course, but that's okay, I will stand right behind you. Just to make sure you do not fall in. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
09-May-2016 04:14:00 - Last edited on 09-May-2016 08:11:22 by Corugi
That's a pretty impressive framework for our debut Event. I wonder if there's any way to extort money from un-members for not attending? A kind of
grovelling tithe
non-participation fee.
Now, everyone loves JMods, right? So if we could interest a JMod into not attending .... well, wow what a draw that would be!! Think of the advertising tag lines we could exploit. A glowing list of popular JMods who won't be there and have no interest in us - what a coup!
You folks want Zombie spawns? ----- Not happening
You folks wanna be Goebies? ------ Dream on
You folks wanna be noticed? ------ Meet us in *a Wildee with full bank
And so on ......
I'll go and consult my extensive list of JMods who have never heard of me or Grief to see how many total refusals I can collect.
(For marketing purposes I'll include being completely ignored as an enthusiastic refusal).
Now, everyone loves JMods, right? So if we could interest a JMod into not attending .... well, wow what a draw that would be!! Think of the advertising tag lines we could exploit. A glowing list of popular JMods who won't be there and have no interest in us - what a coup!
You folks want Zombie spawns? ----- Not happening
You folks wanna be Goebies? ------ Dream on
You folks wanna be noticed? ------ Meet us in *a Wildee with full bank
And so on ......
I'll go and consult my extensive list of JMods who have never heard of me or Grief to see how many total refusals I can collect.
(For marketing purposes I'll include being completely ignored as an enthusiastic refusal).
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Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop
10-May-2016 10:44:56
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