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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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What? WHAT? That's complete dribbly drool. In fact, it's just a few molecules short of mucous.

The Great & Corrupt Corugi (kneel, murmur abased gratitude and give a blood tithe) would never surrender to the Jagexy Monsters. It's all a cunning ploy to get them to believe his resolve wavers when, in fact, it's only his knees wavering after several yards of strong grog.

Now that their guard is down we can proceed with the blood-soaked rampage of revenge, that riot of rampaging Runescapers, that guerrilla gorefest of GRIEF, that ... that... thing. You know, that thing. Yes. Plan C.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

18-Oct-2016 03:17:28

Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Ummm, actually .... what was Plan C again?

Wait! I will look it up...oh yeah, here it is...

PLAN C.

Surrender to the Jagexy Monsters and hope for mercy. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

18-Oct-2016 03:31:42 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2016 03:32:39 by Corugi

Corugi

Corugi

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I had to look it up.

Tombola or variants may refer to:

Tombola (raffle), a type of raffle popular in Britain, South Africa, Croatia, Italy, Turkey and Austria
Tombola (bingo company), a UK based online gaming company
Tómbola (film), 1961 Spanish musical film with child singer and actress Marisol
Tómbola (TV series), an entertainment news TV show on TeleFutura
Operation Tombola, a WWII Allied operation in Italy

RIGHT! SO! We are invading Italy! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

18-Oct-2016 10:13:33 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2016 10:14:16 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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What? No! I mean the actual revolving drum used in tombola which is supposed to be filled with tickets but I have cunningly converted to house the weapon I have been working on -
Cat's Crusty Vests.

Oh yeah - you think I've been slacking off and vanting my galli to every and any dandy who minces across my path hmmm? How very dare you all of suspecting such a thing, I have been closeted in a small and somewhat rancid basement room slaving - SLAVING, I SAY - in the cause of Grief.

And what thanks do I get for my selfless dedication to mass Jagexicide? Huh. Threats of heretically-induced third degree burns, no less.

Anyway, my incendiary tombolas are ready to test for the Barnes Wallis effect. An invasion of Italy would do for starters, I suppose.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

18-Oct-2016 11:12:32

Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
What? No! I mean the actual revolving drum used in tombola which is supposed to be filled with tickets but I have cunningly converted to house the weapon I have been working on -
Cat's Crusty Vests.

Oh yeah - you think I've been slacking off and vanting my galli to every and any dandy who minces across my path hmmm? How very dare you all of suspecting such a thing, I have been closeted in a small and somewhat rancid basement room slaving - SLAVING, I SAY - in the cause of Grief.

And what thanks do I get for my selfless dedication to mass Jagexicide? Huh. Threats of heretically-induced third degree burns, no less.

Anyway, my incendiary tombolas are ready to test for the Barnes Wallis effect. An invasion of Italy would do for starters, I suppose.

Brilliant thinking Fifi. All is forgiven.

*Hastily hands over some burn salve*

DAM! I say DAM! Let's go busting!

*Quickly climbs into his favorite Lancaster bomber*

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

21-Oct-2016 02:52:15

ptuvb

ptuvb

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I am to say! Sirs and Madames! This is of being evil clan and of cruelness! Is making war! Poor Cuvb is to be making "report" on this being "Lancaster Bomber"! Sirs and Madames! I am to say "Lancaster Bomber" is against rules! Like being bots! Sir! Madame! Lancaster Bombers are bad!

21-Oct-2016 23:07:35

Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
ptuvb said :
This is of being evil clan and of cruelness! Is making war!

Well, thank you very much. So nice of you to say so.

*simper*

Initially I wanted our little nubcake to say something more like "Clan Grief is great! Join today!" You know, for propaganda purposes and stuff. But now I think this quote is actually much better.

Thank you nublet. I will use that quote. As a reward I will remove that 6 inch nail from your nose and place it more comfortably, though your ear. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

22-Oct-2016 04:55:41

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