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Corugi

Corugi

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CatWind said :
I was going to join to embrace my dark side, but I don't like prisons (cf. Corugi's post on Pg. 3). Sorry Corugi. Keep up the good griefing tho

1) Too Late! You posted! That means you are an anti-member! Forever!

2) Don't think of it as a prison! Goodness me, we are not uncivilized people, despite our deplorable table manners. Instead think of your stay here as something more like eternal damnation. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2016 21:44:28

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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^

Nope, doesn't work at all. You're all here forever.


In other news: It's Sunday. I have time. I will be working diligently today on 'a certain thread' which I hope to have up and running before nightfall. The time for shilly-shallying has passed.
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10-Jul-2016 10:56:57

Corugi

Corugi

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Abysmal Whip said :
Well, since I'm apparently in this clan, might as well add a little bit of griefing.

When someone asks you to world hop, do the bunny hop emote.

Noice.

(( :D ))

obendigo said :
Corugi, I found a way out of this contract.
How to get out grief clan

not sure how well it will work though.


Lolza! You must think I'm silly if you think I am going to click on that link trap!

...

Damn. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

12-Jul-2016 05:51:01 - Last edited on 12-Jul-2016 06:11:08 by Corugi

Corugi

Corugi

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Extract from "The top secret war journal" of Corugi.

The War of Fifi's feather.


Not much has happened. I therefore suggest that this stage of the war become known as the "Phony war". The Jagexies seem content to hunker behind their Maginot line, content only to throw random disconnections our way at critical times in Boss fights. Little do they know that that we are secretly massing for a surprise attack through the Ardennes forest, uhh, I mean the Nemi forest.

But before that we must secure a lightening fast victory over Real Life. Curses! Damn that Real Life! We can ill afford to fight a war on two fronts! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

12-Jul-2016 06:01:38 - Last edited on 12-Jul-2016 06:02:12 by Corugi

Corugi

Corugi

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Jack Flac said :
Chief Justice Jack Flac checking in. What is the state of the war?

Well its a phony war at the moment. Or maybe like a "CBA War". Or something.

BUT DO NOT DESPAIR!

The first part of WW2 was called a phony war too, ( apart from the invasion of Poland ). Basically the allies and the axis just sat there for about 6 months staring at each other. I feel like we are emulating that at the moment. Meanwhile, we are mobilizing, preparing, planning, gathering our forces...and sleeping a lot of the sofa. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

17-Jul-2016 02:38:15 - Last edited on 17-Jul-2016 02:47:40 by Corugi

Stoat King

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Comrades, hear me!
The war, I fear, was based on a misunderstanding with no small amount of irony in it.
In fact, not only is the war over - it never started.
It has died from never having been born.

Consider: Why is Captain Scarlet indestructible? Why are evil aliens always hideous?
Because form follows function.
Thus blood is red so that murder might be more easily detected.

What do we see when we look at Jagex?
A bunch of idiots eagerly buttering the stairs and scrabbling over each other's shoulders for a way out of the rat pit.
A declaration of war against such represents a legitimisation of their incompetence, a glamourisation of their inadequacy, a celebration of mediocrity.

Where did the feather go? No one knows, least of all Jagex. Those mouth-breathing neckbeards are barely in control of their own bladders, let alone feathers.
Just as a stopped clock is right twice a day, the feather will return for the same reason it went away. It is as inevitable as entropy, as grief, as time.

17-Jul-2016 18:51:42 - Last edited on 18-Jul-2016 11:59:41 by Stoat King

Corugi

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Once more, Stoat King, we are beholden by your eloquent turn of phrase.


Those Angel pilots, Destiny, Harmony, Melody, Rhapsody and Symphony, were so hot.

And Captain Black, he was a totally cool dude.

But wait, I have been distracted by your Captain Scarlet reference**** you suggesting that we DECLARE PEACE upon those Jagexies? Because they are not fit to fight, being so low in nature and devoid of intelligence that to call them "scum" would be insulting to dirty soap suds around the world?

But...but...but...what about WAR!? You know, all a bang and a boom and a blitzkrieg here and a stuka dive bomber there!

Look, obviously we are going to have to discuss this as a clan, with endless drooling debate, chaotic arguments, countless derailments, and a great achieving of nothing, as befits our glorious and mighty anti clan!

BY THE GODS! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

18-Jul-2016 11:35:58

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