Unwelcome to clan Grief, greenie. Since you have posted here you are now a member. Forever.
I would like to thank my fellow clannie, Revial, for recruiting another member to our just and noble cause.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
18-Mar-2018 09:35:36
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18-Mar-2018 16:09:00
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Corugi
FiFi LaFeles
said
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I had my headphones on and was faffing around doing I dunno, something. Anyway, something finished and I'd accidentally lobbied meantime so in popped the Runescape music.
It's changed a lot since I last listened to it - about 389073570508 years ago. I'm contemplating actually deliberately listening to some tracks on it. I think I need help.
I can help you Fifi!
I so happen to have a miracle cure for elevator music!
Look, what we do is go to the top of a very tall cliff. You put on a blindfold. And then I apply the cure. You will feel a sudden rush of wind. Dont worry, that's just the cure taking effect.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Your 'cure' is both cruel and unusual, probably in violation of the 8th Amendment.
As such, I will be consulting Rush, Rush & Delay, my Attorneys at Law. Be prepared to be stripped of everything you possess, including your eyelashes.
What jolly fun though eh? Snagging a Greenie going about her lawful business but accidentally falling down into the rabbit hole. Poor Tox.
Now wouldn't it be
really
something if a Goldie found need to post in here? My, oh my, the kudos. Although we'd have to pull a pretty incandescent stunt for that to happen.
Corugi, dear, perhaps you could have a total meltdown of apocalyptic proportions requiring a Goldie to enter these sacred halls in order to advise you of your perm ban and blacklisting of your MAC address. Hmmm? A small sacrifice for the aggrandisement of Grief.