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Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
I wonder where Rugi's been lately. Annexing Indo-China perhaps.

Holidaying in Dien Bien Phu. Nice spot. Overlooked by some very scenic mountains. I feel quite safe here.

But any way.... COMRADES! Our good friend and fellow clannie, Scouse, has declared
WAR
on Jagex!

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We must support him! For a price. Even though he hasn't posted here in ages. The cheeky little scouser. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

21-Jul-2017 11:40:42 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2017 11:42:43 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

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Well that's splendid news. The Molotov Cocktails have been cluttering up my spare bedroom for far too long. Time to put them to good use.

Is there enough space in the boot of the Rugimobile to accommodate my Zimmer frame and packed lunch though? And I might bring along my neighbour's dog from hell.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

21-Jul-2017 12:46:24

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Oh, eyyy, it's just occurred to me. Aren't we all stuck in some damned thread somewhere slowly dying of starvation?

Or did Mary somehow manage to not only save a few of the hamsters Rugi was secretly consuming and train them in the art of tunnelling?

*sighh* my memory is not what it once was
Le Chat Guerrier

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21-Jul-2017 14:36:18

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Oh, eyyy, it's just occurred to me. Aren't we all stuck in some damned thread somewhere slowly dying of starvation?

Oh yeah, the THREAD OF NO ESCAPE. We are stuck there. FOREVAR! Forever starving to death.

Well then. We shall simply just have to hop to an alternative Universe where we never posted in that thread and never became TRAPPED!

Right then. On the count of three we all hop. 1...2...

*Loading*

Scouse said :
I'll start you off with a hint tho, my mind involves scantily clad ladies....

I feel it would serve the purposes of the Greater Good if we were to dissect your mind and learn it's many secrets.

*runs off to purchase cordless drill, masonry drill bits, and scalpel blades* I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

21-Jul-2017 21:58:50 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2017 22:06:31 by Corugi

Bernadette
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Bernadette

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Don't forget housebricks. I'm not entirely sure what you'll need them for but wherever there's a Scouser, there's housebricks involved. I think they are required to (threaten) to be bashed together close to certain parts of anatomy, in order to achieve obedience. I might be wrong though.
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22-Jul-2017 00:56:35

Bernadette
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Bernadette

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Molly Weazly said :
Poking my nose in to say hi. I'm almost close to feeling hooman again. But so far the reports are all good. I'll be right as rain in no time. =p

Good Golly Miss Molly, lovely to see you back!

Xxx
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22-Jul-2017 00:58:48

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