Molly Weazly
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Thank you Bernadette. I love your name btw.
HaHa thanks Molly, it GRIEFed me as a small child trying to learn how to spell it. I have a scar on my forehead caused by a cross brother when the four year old me miscounted the number of 'e's in a name spelling game - a bashed head on the corner of a brick wall was my punishment! He was already annoyed because I had so many 'e's across my full name and me miscounting an extra one was more than he could bear!
Glad you had a fun family reunion - your daughter sounds thoughtful and sensible fielding the questions - family will always be wanting to know what is happening!
Molly Weazly
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If this don't work, ima never try again.
Yay!
That's my pup Cinnamon.
What an absolutely gorgeous little FURRYGRIEFER!
Lumine
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...snip.... And I'm only here undercover; I'm not quite *that* dedicated to not being made.
Alas and alack, dear Lumine, we have already done that thing where we track people down and publish their details. Doxing? Dolly Mixtures? Something like that. Anyway, your true identity is now plastered all over the Ferret Clippers Monthly magazine.
Expect reprisals in the form of a rumbustious octogenerian Cornishman who took grave exception to the
fact
total lie that you clip your ferrets to resemble Rick Astley.
Le Chat Guerrier
Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop
16-Jul-2017 13:18:21
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FiFi LaFeles
Awww Molly, I want to tickle Your Cinnamon and blow bubbles on her belly. Probably get half my ear bitten off in the process, given she's (she?) a terrier
Glad you managed to endure the family reunion. I usually try to contract something tropical and contagious when I get an invite from any of my mob. It's amazing what Google can supply you with in times of need.
I don't know your Twitter handle or I'd follow you! Drop me a Tweet and forever be annoyed by the crap I circulate
Tomorrow is the day - here is your checklist:
1) Sandwiches
2) Flask of soup
3) Autobiography of Rick Astley
4) A pomander to sniff as an alternative to the scent of boiled cabbage & farts
5) £10,000 in loose change to feed the pay-to-view TV
6) A small cardboard sign saying "Sorry, I'm Deaf" to discourage the inevitable Ward nutter
7) Several packs of antibacterial handwipes (for use on doorknobs, TV remote, Staff etc)
8) Perfume to spray on your pillow (they always stink)
9) More sandwiches
10) More soup (I kid you not)
That's it. You're good to go.
Cheerio, but be back soon.
I dunno, somehow we'll miss you
...does a little jig...
Don't be gone long
Beee back sooooon.
Le Chat Guerrier
Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop
16-Jul-2017 13:45:46
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FiFi LaFeles
A spare set of outdoor clothes AND shoes, hidden in a GRIEF bag under the bed, in order to effect a more effective incognito escape from hospital than Fifi effected, should the need arise! Inside this bag should also be hidden a smuggled little Cinnamon FurryGrief!
FiFi LaFeles
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Cheerio, but be back soon.
I dunno, somehow we'll miss you
...does a little jig...
Don't be gone long
Beee back sooooon.
I wonder where Rugi's been lately. Annexing Indo-China perhaps. Or possibly the Jagexy Monsters captured him during his infiltration into Cambridgeswamp HQ and he is languishing in the cellars of The Golden Gnome bar, desperately tunnelling his way out with a cocktail stick.
Indeed, I wonder where everyone is. Maybe there was a WAR and I slept through it in my Tramadol-induced haze.
Anyway, I'm looking after a neighbour's dog while she's on holiday. It is a creature of pure evil compared to my docile mutts. I'm trying to recruit it into our ranks as it would make an excellent West Rock miner; it's practising it's digging technique in my rose bed even as I type
P.S. Mary - my hooter has stopped drizzling claret and my back is much, much better than it was. (Awaiting being seen by a physiotherapist), so it's all good thanks