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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Mwuhahahaha!

Now that you have fallen into the clutches of the most feared and evil antiClan ever to blight the face of Geilinor, and your name is eternally sullied, and people will turn their faces from you in horror, and the Jagexy Monsters will send deranged assassins to your Nan's house ...

.... would you like to join us in a small War we're thinking of having? Not entirely sure who/what against yet, or why, but there'll be lots of jolly gore and hamsters.

!!!6!!!
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

30-Jun-2017 10:36:10 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2017 10:37:04 by FiFi LaFeles

MDove

MDove

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Ahh, Molly mah dear....
Cripes!! Was hoping for better news...
Whelp, @#@#@#@$%$%...yes!

Now youse listen here.
Know someone who's had it removed twice in 5yrs. They monitor it twice a yr & if
anything shows up, it's removed post-haste. And, Fifi said she, too.
Don't know what country you're in but these things are better than used to be, ya know.
Gee whiz, TRY & take it by the numbers...Step1, step2, etc. Just do the steps.
Orrr, have a good cry, too! Lol!

Had a dog once, looked up at me & said, Mary it isn't easy....

Well, ya can always come here & talk, if ya wanna...was said to me...
If...Whenever ya want..

"...Through all kinds of Weather,
We'll be the Same as we started,
Just travelin' along,
Singin a Song,
Side by Side..."

*Hug* Yes!

30-Jun-2017 19:16:30 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2017 19:32:58 by MDove

Molly Weazly
Jul Member 2008

Molly Weazly

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MDove said :
Ahh, Molly mah dear....
Cripes!! Was hoping for better news...
Whelp, @#@#@#@$%$%...yes!

Now youse listen here.
Know someone who's had it removed twice in 5yrs. They monitor it twice a yr & if
anything shows up, it's removed post-haste. And, Fifi said she, too.
Don't know what country you're in but these things are better than used to be, ya know.
Gee whiz, TRY & take it by the numbers...Step1, step2, etc. Just do the steps.
Orrr, have a good cry, too! Lol!

Had a dog once, looked up at me & said, Mary it isn't easy....

Well, ya can always come here & talk, if ya wanna...was said to me...
If...Whenever ya want..

"...Through all kinds of Weather,
We'll be the Same as we started,
Just travelin' along,
Singin a Song,
Side by Side..."

*Hug* Yes!


Mary, can I call you Mary? How sweet of you and everyone has been so kind and welcoming. Which makes me wonder ... if you're griefing me?

lol, i know your griefing tricks. You make me feel welcome and happy and then you pretend you weren't trying to be welcome and friendly to fool me but then your real intent was to make me feel ... I'm getting confused, but still feel pretty comfortable here. :P

Fifi, I forgot about your adventures into this territory, sorry. I'm so glad you beat it.

And it makes sense since you are the Grief Attorney General, that you would manage to kick it's ass! =)

01-Jul-2017 03:49:29 - Last edited on 01-Jul-2017 04:02:35 by Molly Weazly

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Had a lovely day today, went to the local Village Fete.

Laughed at the hot & bothered Dads in the Egg & Spoon race, bought tat from the Bric-a-Brac stall, ate burgers and cake made by the Womens Institute, drank warm beer from plastic glasses, said "oooh" and "aaaaah" at the Spitfire fly-over (even though we see them all the time here, lol) and won two Rosettes for Waggiest Tail and Scruffiest Dog in Show. (well, the dogs did, not me).

There are times when I am proud, and grateful, to be an Island Ape.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

01-Jul-2017 17:30:28

Bernadette
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Bernadette

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Aw FiFi, those are the best sorts of rosettes - no primping or preening required.

Meet EllieShrew, our latest recruit for FURRYGRIEF, whose mission it will be to keep a beady eye on our sweet Molly, in case she tries to escape.



This is a persistent worry, as I think Miss Molly understands how to GRIEF her innocent clanmates by doing a moonlight flit, taking with her all our tarnished baubles.
One man's Truth is another man's Lie

02-Jul-2017 00:32:35 - Last edited on 02-Jul-2017 00:33:33 by Bernadette

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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D'awww, that's so cute ^_^ I hope the hamsters don't eat her.

No one has tampered with my baubles for years and I'm not about to let it happen now. Clearly, Molly will need to be restrained ~ how about we nail her feet to the floor?
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

02-Jul-2017 01:32:37

Molly Weazly
Jul Member 2008

Molly Weazly

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Bernadette said :
Aw FiFi, those are the best sorts of rosettes - no primping or preening required.

Meet EllieShrew, our latest recruit for FURRYGRIEF, whose mission it will be to keep a beady eye on our sweet Molly, in case she tries to escape.



This is a persistent worry, as I think Miss Molly understands how to GRIEF her innocent clanmates by doing a moonlight flit, taking with her all our tarnished baubles.


Aww so adorable. Unfortunately, my tiny yorkie killed her a couple of days ago. He protects me from mice, shrews, birds and spiders. And airplanes and power tools. I'll upload a pic of that lil terror if I can ever figure out how to do that again. =)

02-Jul-2017 09:42:27

Bernadette
Dec Member 2021

Bernadette

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FiFi LaFeles said :
No one has tampered with my baubles for years and I'm not about to let it happen now. Clearly, Molly will need to be restrained ~ how about we nail her feet to the floor?
I do think we may need to consider that option FiFi, as Molly's glee at the thought of her furry monster killing the (almost) cutest FURRYGRIEF recruit is somewhat GRIEFish, and deserves due recognition.

Oh Molly, you are still innocent in some of the ways of GRIEF.

All our FURRYGRIEF recruits are fully trained in the art of 'Playing Dead' so, no matter how squished, bloodied, chewed and spat out or, indeed, crunched and swallowed they appear, they await their opportunity and thus silently, although at times somewhat staggeringly, make their escape from wherever their 'remains' have been consigned (including but not limited to: fire, dustbin or pet intestines).

Additionally, as we
entrap
entice new members to GRIEF, all pets are automatically enrolled as FURRYGRIEFers by our special Undercover Ops and taught the ways of espionage on their GRIEFed owners. This includes, but is not limited to, the apparent slaying of little critters, which in reality is just chewing said little critters to the point where the pet owner assumes the little critter is no more which, as explained above, is just a subterfuge to outfox their owner.

Your personal FURRYGRIEFer has GRIEF permission to continue his protecting of you from Aeroplanes, Power tools and any other noise producing equipment. It is advised to keep him away from medical personnel though, as his illicit GRIEF training regime involved the use of 'Hospital Assets', the details of which are top secret.
One man's Truth is another man's Lie

02-Jul-2017 14:21:55 - Last edited on 02-Jul-2017 14:26:05 by Bernadette

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