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Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Bwaaahahahaha ! Ye Gods! Mary, where do you find these homicidal hamsters, Gangsta cats and assorted other hilarious entities?

I must say I am in awe of our Mary's giffing talents. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

13-Jun-2017 10:12:15

MDove

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Awww...
Noswood-Hamster asked to be volunteered to the rear...
Said he will take them out from the shadows.

I mean, I know I'm playin & You know I'm playin & We know we're playin but,
THEY don't necessarily know...and as has been proven on General Chat, THEY
could use it against us. The Gangsta-Cat certainly earned his feed! If, Unintentional.

Lol! Rogue elephant running amuck.

13-Jun-2017 13:01:30 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2017 13:11:45 by MDove

Bernadette
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MDove said :

I mean, I know I'm playin & You know I'm playin & We know we're playin but,
THEY don't necessarily know...and as has been proven on General Chat, THEY
could use it against us. The Gangsta-Cat certainly earned his feed! If, Unintentional.

Lol! Rogue elephant running amuck Lol Mary, that is an epic elephant and would be useful quell dissent in the ranks.



Olllivander said :

I do none of these things on the list. Is this considered griefing a griefer?

Also, I am now a part of this humble establishment. Or not.
There is no escape - you are now, and forever, part of Clan GRIEF!

There is at least one hamster in training as a tracker of escapees - currently on R&R, but eagerly awaiting his first real assignment.

One man's Truth is another man's Lie

13-Jun-2017 13:54:09 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2017 15:32:35 by Bernadette

Olllivander
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Bernadette said :
MDove said :

I mean, I know I'm playin & You know I'm playin & We know we're playin but,
THEY don't necessarily know...and as has been proven on General Chat, THEY
could use it against us. The Gangsta-Cat certainly earned his feed! If, Unintentional.

Lol! Rogue elephant running amuck Lol Mary, that is an epic elephant and would be useful quell dissent in the ranks.



Olllivander said :

I do none of these things on the list. Is this considered griefing a griefer?

Also, I am now a part of this humble establishment. Or not.
There is no escape - you are now, and forever, part of Clan GRIEF!

There is at least one hamster in training as a tracker of escapees - currently on R&R, but eagerly awaiting his first real assignment.


Wouldn't leaving the clan be a form of griefing if it frustrates those who say no leaving? StarScape V1 - Check us out!
| Olllivander, Wand Maker

13-Jun-2017 16:44:33

FiFi LaFeles

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Greetings, greetings indeed Prof Olli, may I extend a formal unwelcome to Anticlan Grief?

Now as to this nonsense about leaving. Many have attempted it before, none successfully. In fact, nearly everybody has attempted it. I can't imagine why.

Anyway, they simply get reclassified from being a NonMember to being a Runaway, and we set the hamsters on them. Carniverous hamsters. Very large, very hungry.

In the unlikely event you survive a stomping, snorting, shredding and limb-ripping attack you'll be reclassified as a Slave and be forever shackled to a 2 ton weight (affectionately called Jack Flac the Lardy Boy), down a salt mine in Siberia guarded 24/7 by our friend Captain Uri Gonnagetit ~ an esteemed member of the Inhumane Society (Urals Division).

Should the Bloodhamsters feast upon your flesh and drain your bodily fluids, leaving only a few desiccated scraps of skin and bone, you will be reclassified as Undead ... we have several people in this category.

We're arguably the most useless Clan since the dawn of time, but we are nothing if not thorough.

So, you see, you are ours now preciousssssss. Forever.
Le Chat Guerrier

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13-Jun-2017 20:46:29

Olllivander
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FiFi LaFeles said :
Greetings, greetings indeed Prof Olli, may I extend a formal unwelcome to Anticlan Grief?

Now as to this nonsense about leaving. Many have attempted it before, none successfully. In fact, nearly everybody has attempted it. I can't imagine why.

Anyway, they simply get reclassified from being a NonMember to being a Runaway, and we set the hamsters on them. Carniverous hamsters. Very large, very hungry.

In the unlikely event you survive a stomping, snorting, shredding and limb-ripping attack you'll be reclassified as a Slave and be forever shackled to a 2 ton weight (affectionately called Jack Flac the Lardy Boy), down a salt mine in Siberia guarded 24/7 by our friend Captain Uri Gonnagetit ~ an esteemed member of the Inhumane Society (Urals Division).

Should the Bloodhamsters feast upon your flesh and drain your bodily fluids, leaving only a few desiccated scraps of skin and bone, you will be reclassified as Undead ... we have several people in this category.

We're arguably the most useless Clan since the dawn of time, but we are nothing if not thorough.

So, you see, you are ours now preciousssssss. Forever.
I see. Do you have tea? StarScape V1 - Check us out!
| Olllivander, Wand Maker

14-Jun-2017 01:41:14

Corugi

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Olllivander said :
Corugi said :
Grief Post
I do none of these things on the list. Is this considered griefing a griefer?

Also, I am now a part of this humble establishment. Or not.

Ha! You thought you could just march in here and outwit us at our own game???

*insert insane maniacal laughter*

Obviously you did not read as far as our section on Clan Culture.

Corugi said :
Culture


We are the only clan with a formal culture. Clan members will religiously obey our culture. Praise Guthix!

Treachery, double crossing, being utterly unfair and unreasonable are the cornerstones of our clan culture. Our avowed aim is to make everyone, including ourselves, miserable. And to have a jolly good time doing so.

So as the good Fifi said, you are ours! HERE FOREVAR!

*Gurgles with despotic pleasure*

Now. Would you like cyanide or arsenic with your tea? I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Jun-2017 07:04:19 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2017 09:55:56 by Corugi

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