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FiFi LaFeles
said
:
Will you please both stfu with the showing off of your spacecraft travel hmmm?
All I've got is a pair of roller skates and one of the wheels is wonky.
We are not amused.
Sorry. My space travels have ended anyway, so I won't grief you anymore with it. I placed the ship somewhere else since I didn't see the hole I asked Peeperwop to dig for me to park the ship over. I now had to land somewhere in a grassy field and completely scorched the area with the exhaust. I didn't trust putting the ship so close to you guys anyway.
I just need a name for it. Bwian? Bigus Shipus? Naughty Boy?
Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :
Nothing interesting happened between leaving Enceladus...
Meanwhile, near the orbit of Phobos, along with a hired fleet of Silastic Armorfiends, Corugi waits...
If you had checked any night sky simulater program you would have seen that Mars is the wrong way if you go past Jupiter to go from Saturn to Earth. It would have taken more time to go to Mars (and dodge the two small moons that Phobos and Deimos are) and take another gravitational slinghot around Mars than to go straight to Earth from Jupiter. I hope you had enough potato sacks with you to keep the Silastic Armorfiens busy. Where did you find those guys anyway, aren't they extinct due to their extremely violent nature?
And even if I would go there, the ship has the best camouflage and cloaking device so you would never have seen me passing by in front of your nose.
Corugi said :
Trewavas said :
I'm thinking an official anti-anthem is needed. I'm bored of the current lift music.
And space battle music. There is a distinct lack of space battle music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHxYxc-Mo
Here you go! Just ignore the forty year old animations made using real models... Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
Will you please both stfu with the showing off of your spacecraft travel hmmm?
All I've got is a pair of roller skates and one of the wheels is wonky.
We are not amused.
Sorry. My space travels have ended anyway, so I won't grief you anymore with it. I placed the ship somewhere else since I didn't see the hole I asked Peeperwop to dig for me to park the ship over. I now had to land somewhere in a grassy field and completely scorched the area with the exhaust. I didn't trust putting the ship so close to you guys anyway.
I just need a name for it. Bwian? Bigus Shipus? Naughty Boy?
Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :
Nothing interesting happened between leaving Enceladus...
Meanwhile, near the orbit of Phobos, along with a hired fleet of Silastic Armorfiends, Corugi waits...
If you had checked any night sky simulater program you would have seen that Mars is the wrong way if you go past Jupiter to go from Saturn to Earth. It would have taken more time to go to Mars (and dodge the two small moons that Phobos and Deimos are) and take another gravitational slinghot around Mars than to go straight to Earth from Jupiter. I hope you had enough potato sacks with you to keep the Silastic Armorfiens busy. Where did you find those guys anyway, aren't they extinct due to their extremely violent nature?
And even if I would go there, the ship has the best camouflage and cloaking device so you would never have seen me passing by in front of your nose.
Corugi said :
Trewavas said :
I'm thinking an official anti-anthem is needed. I'm bored of the current lift music.
And space battle music. There is a distinct lack of space battle music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHxYxc-Mo
Here you go! Just ignore the forty year old animations made using real models... Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!
25-Jul-2018 11:17:16
Loyal staff members!
I have dire news.
We are now officially at
Corugi said :
Greetings.
Due to the recent outbreak of open hostilities between our two clans because of the "War of the Millennium Snowflake" I am to inform you that all job applicants from your clan have been interviewed inside a deep hole. Which has now been filled. With cement. Thank you for applying.
Prepare yourself for a savage conflict of catastrophic proportions! This shall be the Great Grandmother of all WARS!
I have ordered full mobilization of our military hardware!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
I have dire news.
We are now officially at
WAR
with the clan of the Caped Carousers. No one calls me a "Millennial Snowflake" and gets away with it! BY THE GODS NO! I am a "Special Millennial Snowflake", no lesser insult will do!
Corugi said :
Greetings.
Due to the recent outbreak of open hostilities between our two clans because of the "War of the Millennium Snowflake" I am to inform you that all job applicants from your clan have been interviewed inside a deep hole. Which has now been filled. With cement. Thank you for applying.
Prepare yourself for a savage conflict of catastrophic proportions! This shall be the Great Grandmother of all WARS!
I have ordered full mobilization of our military hardware!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
26-Jul-2018 07:11:19 - Last edited on 26-Jul-2018 07:12:09 by Corugi
Dear Diablo
said
:
*Pilfers king abbot's mum's personal towels*
Investagation ey?
Leaves a single wash cloth behind signed:"catch me if you can coppa!"
*flees*
*looks carefully through magnifying glass at post*
Can't see anything suspicious or anything to disprove that you are Treemaid.
Rock solid conclusion: you are treemaid using a SEP field to hide yourself! I was able to notice you in the corner of my eye.
For the
Only, there seems to be something wrong when I try to pull up and can't figure out what the problem is...
And for some reason, the second gif doesn't play. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
*Pilfers king abbot's mum's personal towels*
Investagation ey?
Leaves a single wash cloth behind signed:"catch me if you can coppa!"
*flees*
*looks carefully through magnifying glass at post*
Can't see anything suspicious or anything to disprove that you are Treemaid.
Rock solid conclusion: you are treemaid using a SEP field to hide yourself! I was able to notice you in the corner of my eye.
For the
WAR
-part: my ship has one of these aboard for extreme rugged terrain on planets that actively try to kill you:
Only, there seems to be something wrong when I try to pull up and can't figure out what the problem is...
And for some reason, the second gif doesn't play. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!
26-Jul-2018 17:11:32
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