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Kings Abbot

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Sssssh! No talking in the Shrine puhleeese.

I may have neglected to tell you that since we have no stock (not that we ever did) the Shop has been converted into The Shrine of The Holy Deleted.

To be fair, it made sense given the random corpses laying around in here.

We could charge people to enter, say their prayers and light a candle. Our candles, naturally. We could produce those for nothing by just melting down the bodies.

Whaddaya'll think?

Excellent idea!

I'm also glad you have been undeleted! Now only Corugi is still missing... Kings Eastwood in
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28-Nov-2018 22:51:15

FiFi LaFeles

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Well, he's been slightly smelly for some time .... no, let's be honest, he's been chucking up worse than a month dead Blue whale on a hot beach.

I've suspected for some time that he's been dead and reanimated by an evil demon possessing the rotting carcass. His current absence is probably due to one or more limbs falling off.

You probably won't see him again until he learns to type with what's left of his nose.
Le Chat Guerrier

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28-Nov-2018 23:26:50

Corugi

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Its taken me a long time to type this. Seeing how not only have my arms fallen off but also the rest of my body. Legs, body ...and head.

The only thing I've got left now is my nose.

ohhhh....the world keeps spinning around, think I'm going to have to sit down....

wait

Damn. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

29-Nov-2018 17:31:04

Treemaid

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Ah! At last an outlet for my peculiar skills! I offer my services as towellessness consultant. My fee: all, and any, towels which should ever come your way. Thus will I ensure your towellessness in perpetuity.

I can only save you from towel infection though. Removing grief is not my area of expertise. You may of course, pay me to *not* remove grief, if you so desire. I am highly skilled in that. I have to warn you though, grief is sooo last year! I’d advise you to refresh your stock. Or stocklessness. Whichever you prefer. AKA: Arbr**** Vie
Please also remove the filter from our siggies Jagex! :)

30-Nov-2018 11:02:39

Kings Abbot

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Treemaid said :
Ah! At last an outlet for my peculiar skills! I offer my services as towellessness consultant. My fee: all, and any, towels which should ever come your way. Thus will I ensure your towellessness in perpetuity.

I can only save you from towel infection though. Removing grief is not my area of expertise. You may of course, pay me to *not* remove grief, if you so desire. I am highly skilled in that. I have to warn you though, grief is sooo last year! I’d advise you to refresh your stock. Or stocklessness. Whichever you prefer.

I think you would do well in our stockless shop, search for Corugi to get introduced. He's currently a tired head than can type with his nose, but since he's so small now you might need to search for him. He also might have fallen in one of the many holes of Peeperwop dug outside the shop, and I he might get stuck there without hands or feet to climb out again.
Once you found him, he might add you to the staff list if he isn't too tired and hasn't lost his nose by then too.

Perhaps we can help Corugi by putting his head next to yours on your shoulder and giving you an extra arm so he can type better when you're using your two hands already. After that you could try to apply for president. We must have a spare arm lying around here... Will Ponta Baba's hairy arm chopped off by Obi-Wan Kenobi's lightsaber in Mos Eisley's Cantina suffice or does it really need to be human? Kings Eastwood in
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30-Nov-2018 11:24:06

Treemaid

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^Though I would of course be honoured to share a torso with the great Corugi, I'm not so sure he'd be up for throwing in the towel that readily! Metaphorically speaking, of course. That being by far the best way to converse about... "towels". *wink wink* AKA: Arbr**** Vie
Please also remove the filter from our siggies Jagex! :)

30-Nov-2018 11:59:19 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2018 13:23:01 by Treemaid

Trewavas
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Corugi said :
Its taken me a long time to type this. Seeing how not only have my arms fallen off but also the rest of my body. Legs, body ...and head.

The only thing I've got left now is my nose.

ohhhh....the world keeps spinning around, think I'm going to have to sit down....

wait

Damn.

Reminds me of Robocop or something.

Robocorug.

01-Dec-2018 03:05:59

Trewavas
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Trewavas said :
On the first day of Christmas, the true Fred' gave to you, a large helping of RuneScape parodies.

On the second day of Christmas, the true Fred' gave to you, two penguin crates and a large helping of RuneScape parodies.

02-Dec-2018 04:30:14

FiFi LaFeles

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Ewww, Abbo what a horrible thing to suggest to poor Treemaid.

Just imagine; she'd go to bed and wake up the next morning, quite forgetting she'd had a decomposing head transplanted onto her shoulders, and the first thing she'd see is 'Rugi's liquifying cranium inches away from her face ~ it's one, remaining but half-rotten eye wobbling and rolling around in it's socket, trying to wink salaciously at her.
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03-Dec-2018 01:12:55 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2018 01:14:23 by FiFi LaFeles

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