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Do you guys ever take crusty towels and turn them into tip top towel shape? Because under my bed I have plenty of crusty old towels I don’t care for much anymore and they are so crusty I doubt any goodwill or homeless shelters would actually accept them. Totally willing to come to you and drop them off. I just would hate to see such a good crusty towel go to waste. After all the South Park I truly believe towels deserve a second chance and these crusty old towels I have are definitely bad and “turnt out”. I definitely did some damage to them and was hoping you can put some life back into them. But please all I ask is do not take any of the dna and try to create a child or a clone of myself. I would feel terrible considering the type of person I’ve came to be. Anyhow crusty towels are up for grabs !

29-Aug-2018 06:13:48

A hearty Unwelcome to you, 503

OBVIOUSLY you have not had the courtesy to read the first page and ascertain that we don't sell towels !!!!! and my Sherlock Holmes powers of deduction lead me to believe that, if you are hoarding crusty towels underneath your pestiferous sleeping platform, then you are clearly a smelly individual.

As Head of Human Resources I conclude you are exactly the type of person we are seeking (dim, discourteous and odiferous) and, as such, will gladly take your crusties off your hands (and immediately clone thousands of identical reeking serfs but don't worry about that bit, it's in the small print).

Meanwhile, there are 0.5 million gratis copies of our brand new, remastered, non-dubstep style gramaphone record to be foisted upon the public. Don't come back until you've done it and make sure you wear a raincoat.

Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

29-Aug-2018 10:22:02

29-Aug-2018 10:25:08

30-Aug-2018 23:36:19

^ Do I perhaps sense a possibilty of love?

Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO

,

GO

YOU-KNOW-WHAT

YOURSELF!

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03-Sep-2018 10:56:47