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Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
Kings Abbot said :
Not really my suggestion, but okay.

I know.

Because.

Because the world is round it turns me on
Because the world is round, ahhhhhhh....
Because the wind is high it blows my mind
Because the wind is high, ahhhhhhhh.......



At some point I did try looking for gifs of your suggestion but then I got distracted. Which is rather easy. Much as I would like to remain focused... say, did you know that the dot on top of the letter ‘i’ and ‘j’ is known as a tittle?

I already searched for it myself and there isn't one. We need the magic powers from a powerful wizard who can download a piece of the movie on youtube and turn it in a gif. I am not that wizard.

A tittle, you say? Fascinating! Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

27-Aug-2018 11:25:17 - Last edited on 27-Aug-2018 11:25:37 by Kings Abbot

Corugi

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Wolfblue42 said :
Take me 42 milord mi pa says it grows back afta year

A generous offer, Wolfy, but unfortunately one we can not accept. You see we know you have been closely associating with girls. So you are now contaminated with girl germs.

Eww.

Keep your distance please.

Now if you don't mind I am going to run a bath of hydrogen peroxide. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

28-Aug-2018 05:44:24

Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
I already searched for it myself and there isn't one. We need the magic powers from a powerful wizard who can download a piece of the movie on youtube and turn it in a gif. I am not that wizard.

A tittle, you say? Fascinating!

Nor am I a wizard, despite my mighty powers of unreasonableness.

Now. I have had a good idea.

I have decided that our beloved shop should host a "Boring Conference" in Off Topic. It may even produce some negative sales of towels for our business.

Anyway the premise is this: Boring.

Boring posts, boring facts, boring images.

We discuss the most boring things ever. We try to be as boring as possible. Perhaps we will even succeed.

Whatcha think? I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

28-Aug-2018 05:55:06

Kings Abbot

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Sounds bloody boring to me.

That seems to be the point, yes. It seems to be working alread!

When will the Boring Conference be held?

Something boring as a starter: I'm updating the drivers of my graphics card while RS is updating. Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone
YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

28-Aug-2018 11:08:26

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Not as boring as this: I phoned my hairdresser to make an appointment today.

No no no, please stop! Mercy! For the love of Guthix!

It is in the
Off topic
forum. Well away from here. Quick find code: 23-24-294-66038989

Here is a quick link:

Boring I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

28-Aug-2018 19:42:39 - Last edited on 28-Aug-2018 20:20:30 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

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Ahhhh but there is!

We need a new 45 rpm ballad entitled "Towels Are Boring, DillyDilly" together with some advertising material containing the sublime (but aggressive) buy me naow message.
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29-Aug-2018 01:47:51

Trewavas
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Done.

Towels are Boring
Parody of London Calling, by The Clash.

Towels are boring to the real clan dudes,
Civil War is declared, and towel stock high!
Towels are Boring, DillytheDill!
Come out of the wardrobe, the towels and stock!
Towels are boring, now don't look to Grief!
Phony Bwianmania has gripped the threads!
Towels are boring, see we are really so bored,
Except for the Krista, who left long ago!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

Towels Boring to the wilderness zone!
Forget it, Abbot, you can grief them alone!
Towels are Boring to the zombies of Edge!
Stop posting bores, and write another thread!
Towels are Boring and I don't want to sing,
But whilst i was writing, I saw boredom in your eyes!
Brian Calling, see we ain't got no boss,
Except for that one with the yellowy sig!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

Now get this!

Towels are Boring, yes, DillyDilly!
And you know what Corug said? Well, none of it was true!
Boring threads at the top of sub-forums!
And after this ends won't you give me my tip?

I never felt so very bored bored bored

29-Aug-2018 03:07:49 - Last edited on 29-Aug-2018 03:36:03 by Trewavas

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