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Kings Abbot

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To bring the topic back to trains, here's some funny stuff.



^ That's not something you'll see a train do in Belgium... They usually have the speed relative of the top one here:



I actually used to have those kind of toys! I could recreate it if I want!

And the trains usually go in circles when they do decide to move...



Or they're having a strike...





^ We're kind of in the category of 'Zimbabwe'

That is, if you can even find the station...

Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

04-Oct-2018 20:53:20

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Under Social
Parody of: Under Pressure, by Queen and David Bowie

Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de

Social! Pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you - no thread ask for.
Social media, that brings a forum down,
Splits RuneScape in two,
Puts JMods on streets.

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da that's nokay!

It's the terror of knowing
What this game is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming get me out!
Pray tomorrow gets me post count,
Pressure on people, people on forums.

Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay!
Postin' around, spend my coins around the spin,
These aren’t the days the forums live but they die,

Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on social ee da de da de
People on forums ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing
What this Reddit is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming come join in!
Pray tomorrow gets me posts and post and pooooooooooooost
Pressure on people, people on forums.

They turned away from it all like blind men,
Updated clues, but they don't work!
Keep coming up with updates but they’re so slashed and broke...
Why, why, why?

Escape scape scape scape scape
Insanity laughs under social we're breaking!
Can't we give the threads one more chance?
Why can't we give posts that one more chance?
Why can't we give posts
Give posts, give posts, give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts....

'Cause forum's such an old-fashioned word
And posts dare you to care for
The Gowers on the...
edge of the night,
And posts dare you to change the way of
Caring about updates
This is their last dance,
This is their last chance,
This is ourselves
Under Reddit,
Under Twitter,
Social.

05-Oct-2018 00:02:43 - Last edited on 05-Oct-2018 00:04:47 by Trewavas

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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I do like a good protest song. We should all catch a train and sing it whilst travelling to Cambridgeswamp HQ to do some serious protesting. We could chain ourselves to the railings (if they've got any).
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05-Oct-2018 10:12:17

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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I vote we storm the gates and revert the Robin Hat. They're all at the rather pointless RuneFest thing anyway (also known as look at all they hype updates we'll promise but never deliver), so they'll never suspect it.

Should also delete the NXT client whilst we're at it as it has never worked anyway.

06-Oct-2018 17:45:19

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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Trewavas said :
I vote we storm the gates and revert the Robin Hat. They're all at the rather pointless RuneFest thing anyway (also known as look at all they hype updates we'll promise but never deliver), so they'll never suspect it.

Should also delete the NXT client whilst we're at it as it has never worked anyway.


NXT always worked for me, so let's install a switch so anyone can do whatever they want.

Unfortunately I won't be coming with you, I've just got a cold and I would want to infect you too.


Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

06-Oct-2018 18:44:50

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I still use Java, because.

Better still, let's install a switch to turn off the hype and actually focus on meaningful content, rather than half-baked, half broke potatoes.

But it's not all bad, I've enjoyed some of the content that has been released recently. I'm not a JaGex basher by any extent, I'm just in the mood for a good protest.

... probably because of where I'm doing my MA. I think the atmosphere is rubbing off on me. :(

07-Oct-2018 16:27:49

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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I've heard the food at Runefest is over-priced and pretty grim again.
Not that I give a damn either way, it's not something I will be attending ever despite it being local to me.
Unless they restore The Robin to its former forum glory.

Now, if 'informed' opinion is to be believed NXT is pretty superfine and my problems are my own fault because my computer is inadequate shite and I should buy a new one.
Not going to happen.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

07-Oct-2018 16:44:06

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Changing the subject:

Have you noticed that we are not attracting new clientele lately?
What is the matter with Forumers these days, not wishing to patronise the finest AntiClan on Runescape? Damned philistines.

And Corugi has gone AWOL again. I hope he's not setting up a rival Linens Outlet nearby.
Le Chat Guerrier

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07-Oct-2018 16:47:15

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