Under Social
Parody of: Under Pressure, by Queen and David Bowie
Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de
Social! Pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you - no thread ask for.
Social media, that brings a forum down,
Splits RuneScape in two,
Puts JMods on streets.
Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da that's nokay!
It's the terror of knowing
What this game is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming get me out!
Pray tomorrow gets me post count,
Pressure on people, people on forums.
Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay!
Postin' around, spend my coins around the spin,
These aren’t the days the forums live but they die,
Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on social ee da de da de
People on forums ee da de da de da de da
It's the terror of knowing
What this Reddit is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming come join in!
Pray tomorrow gets me posts and post and pooooooooooooost
Pressure on people, people on forums.
They turned away from it all like blind men,
Updated clues, but they don't work!
Keep coming up with updates but they’re so slashed and broke...
Why, why, why?
Escape scape scape scape scape
Insanity laughs under social we're breaking!
Can't we give the threads one more chance?
Why can't we give posts that one more chance?
Why can't we give posts
Give posts, give posts, give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts....
'Cause forum's such an old-fashioned word
And posts dare you to care for
The Gowers on the...
edge of the night,
And posts dare you to change the way of
Caring about updates
This is their last dance,
This is their last chance,
This is ourselves
Under Reddit,
Under Twitter,
Social.
05-Oct-2018 00:02:43
- Last edited on
05-Oct-2018 00:04:47
by
Trewavas