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Kings Abbot

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Corugi said :
I get dinner?

Oh! The cockroaches. Well, of course...


But I want dinner too!

Let's update the list of stuff we need:
- a list of stuff we need
- a visual artist to make our awesome banner
- a cook to make us dinner
- optional: a Death Star (preferably without an exhaust vent directly leading from the outside to the reactor core to prevent any douchebags from launching a missile into it causing the whole thing to explode)
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13-Aug-2018 11:31:01 - Last edited on 13-Aug-2018 11:32:23 by Kings Abbot

Corugi

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Right then, perhaps it is time to sum up the progress of our little business to date.

Towels sold: 0
Holes Dug: Lots
Enemy spies captured: 0
Clannies sold off into slavery: 1
Cockroaches eaten: Lots.

I think its been a rather satisfactory quarter.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Aug-2018 00:04:56

Corugi

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Kings Abbot said :
- optional: a Death Star (preferably without an exhaust vent directly leading from the outside to the reactor core to prevent any douchebags from launching a missile into it causing the whole thing to explode)


I have had a brilliant idea! What about instead of a death star we just build a long line of incredibly expensive fortifications which end just short of the coast and which can therefore be easily bypassed by enemy tanks?

Here look, we can base our plan off these old blueprints I found lying around.



We can call it "THE CORUGIOT LINE" !!!6!!!
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Aug-2018 00:15:17 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2018 05:15:58 by Corugi

Corugi

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Corugi said :
Re: Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop. Employment opportunities.

The previously advertised position of "visual artist" has now been closed.

Trewavas said :
Kings Abbot said :
Let's update the list of stuff we need:
- a visual artist to make our awesome banner


Done.



However there are still employment positions available for towel folders.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Aug-2018 04:32:49

Kings Abbot

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Trewavas said :
Kings Abbot said :
Let's update the list of stuff we need:
- a visual artist to make our awesome banner


Done.



I like it!

New list of stuff we need:
- a list of stuff we need
- a visual artist to make our awesome banner
- a cook to make us dinner
- food for the cook to cook (I don't like eating cockroaches, they sometimes carry a diamond, pieces of coal or a bronze dagger with them and that hurts the teeth)
- a new Chief Accountant since Krista left.
- some towels
- optional: Death Star/bypassable line of fortresses/protomolecule
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

14-Aug-2018 16:26:58

C a z
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I'm good at cleaning dirty spades! Do I get the job?

15 minutes later no reply? I'm ready to throw the towel in!
Remember Caz. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

14-Aug-2018 17:03:41 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2018 17:20:29 by C a z

Trewavas
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My growing list of jobs reminded me of a Monty Python Sketch featuring a bloke with lots of post-nominals. But I canne remember which one it was.

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15-Aug-2018 02:43:23 - Last edited on 15-Aug-2018 02:45:58 by Trewavas

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