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"In a devastating first blow of the Politeness War, Corugi launched an immediate attack, which caught his enemy fully unprepared..."
Good day to you good Kings Abbot, may I wish you a cheery welcome and rush to add how glad I am to see your visage adorning our clan thread. I see you have brought your chum Trewavas along with you today. How jolly nice! What a great team we make! Just seeing you both here makes me feel so warm and cosy that I think I will post this image of a cute little kitty!
"Throughout the civilized world people were aghast at the heinous atrocity Corugi committed in that opening strike. Many believed it was impossible for the Rebels to mount an effective defense against those sort of cute Kitty pictures. It appeared that the war would be short..." I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Good day to you good Kings Abbot, may I wish you a cheery welcome and rush to add how glad I am to see your visage adorning our clan thread. I see you have brought your chum Trewavas along with you today. How jolly nice! What a great team we make! Just seeing you both here makes me feel so warm and cosy that I think I will post this image of a cute little kitty!
"Throughout the civilized world people were aghast at the heinous atrocity Corugi committed in that opening strike. Many believed it was impossible for the Rebels to mount an effective defense against those sort of cute Kitty pictures. It appeared that the war would be short..." I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
16-Aug-2018 06:00:47 - Last edited on 16-Aug-2018 06:25:09 by Corugi
The Politeness War!
"The advance of the loyalist Corugian forces into Rebel held territory was initially a huge success. Driving all before them with a veritable blitzkrieg of politeness, quite out of the ordinary for the staff of Bwian's Towel and Grief shop. People held doors open for each other, many courtesies were spoken, and plentiful kind acts of human compassion were performed.
It looked as if the War would soon be over, resulting in yet another resounding victory for Corugi.
But then, unexpectedly, there was a massive counterattack by Kings Abbot. Blow after blow fell upon Corugi. Kings Abbot hit hard, using words like "sorry" and talking about cute little guinea pigs. Corugi fell back, his forces in disarray. A rout looked likely.
Staring defeat in the face a miracle then suddenly occurred to save the beleaguered Corugian forces. It was at this point Trewavas, seemingly unaware that victory in this terrible war depended solely upon being polite, waded in with rather uncouth comments, not polite at all. Golly!"
Trewavas said :
Go and boil your helmet you son of a silly person, I blow my nose at you so-called funeral director.
THE TABLES WERE NOW YET TURNED AGAIN!
"The rebels reeled back, fighting desperately, but now again in full retreat, leaving behind their heavy weapons. These were immediately seized by the Loyalist forces. Sensing the Rebel's weakness Corugi continued to advance, this time bringing up to battlefront the recently captured rebel supplies and USING THEIR OWN WEAPONS AGAINST THEM! The war had entered into a new stage of unprecedented horror. "
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
17-Aug-2018 07:06:28 - Last edited on 17-Aug-2018 07:10:28 by Corugi
17-Aug-2018 07:14:20 - Last edited on 17-Aug-2018 07:21:23 by Corugi
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