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Corugi

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Then its settled. Fifi will sponsor Trewavas fleet. Heheheh!

Trewavas, as soon as Fifi is done sponsoring your fleet and imbibing her personality upon it, we shall be at WAR!

WAR!


I have ordered my battleships to depart port and search the seas for the wreckage of your fleet. There may be surviving sailors in need of rescue.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

28-Jun-2020 00:50:39 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2020 00:51:54 by Corugi

Trewavas
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As I said before, let me finish water skiiing in HMS Massive's* bathtub and I'll be right with you.

* Of course, no ship has ever existed, but navy jokes and all, yanno.

Trewavas said :
Sorry. I'll engage you in a fierce naval battle when I've stopped water skiing.


Why is Corugi's fleet fitted with glass bottoms? So he can see the wreckage of his old fleet!

Fifi and I would make a great team. We'd search the seas for Robin Hats. We'd annex territories and claim lands. Then I'd sing like a dying banshee and put the full force of the Home Fleet against you.

28-Jun-2020 02:14:23 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2020 02:14:51 by Trewavas

Corugi

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TAKE THIS YOU...YOU...YOU VAGRANT!



But I want those 15" armor piercing shells back after you have been sunk. Shit's expensive, yo.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

30-Jun-2020 05:12:27 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2020 05:13:04 by Corugi

Corugi

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Umm. *Thinks for a minute* Ah! Yes! It was a deliberate mistake to see if you were paying attention! Yess. Now that I know you are, TAKE THIS! YOU...YOU...YOU ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM!



Trewavas's pants after those
BIG SHELLS
had finished with him.



Yeah, I know, I know, with pants that thick he must be a big boy.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

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