As I said before, let me finish water skiiing in HMS Massive's* bathtub and I'll be right with you.
* Of course, no ship has ever existed, but navy jokes and all, yanno.
Trewavas
said
:
Sorry. I'll engage you in a fierce naval battle when I've stopped water skiing.
Why is Corugi's fleet fitted with glass bottoms? So he can see the wreckage of his old fleet!
Fifi and I would make a great team. We'd search the seas for Robin Hats. We'd annex territories and claim lands. Then I'd sing like a dying banshee and put the full force of the Home Fleet against you.
28-Jun-2020 02:14:23
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Trewavas
But I want those 15" armor piercing shells back after you have been sunk. Shit's expensive, yo.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
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30-Jun-2020 05:13:04
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Corugi
Umm. *Thinks for a minute* Ah! Yes! It was a deliberate mistake to see if you were paying attention! Yess. Now that I know you are, TAKE THIS! YOU...YOU...YOU ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM!
Trewavas's pants after those
BIG SHELLS
had finished with him.
Yeah, I know, I know, with pants that thick he must be a big boy.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.