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Corugi

Corugi

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Trewavas said :
Careful, Corugi. You'll end up like Bwian: hanging around singing songs in the baking sun, with only a big nose and his wife and a whole load of Bwians for company.

I dont see a problem with that. Seems a perfectly acceptable lifestyle. Envious even.

Ghazgkull said :
nice try corugi

I can assure you it was all Fifi's idea. I would throw her to the lions if I were you.

FiFi LaFeles said :
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I like singing sea shanties at about 3am in the morning. I thought it was just an endearing little personality quirk of mine but the Ole Man says it's annoying and I must be demented.

Please help me, Clannies, what should I do?

Record it. Hide speakers in the walls. Play it on repeat 24/7. At a barely audible volume. Just loud enough to be heard above a whisper. Deny you can hear anything unusual. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

21-May-2020 02:03:54 - Last edited on 21-May-2020 02:13:53 by Corugi

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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Trewavas said :
Actually it should be a straw fashioned from his femur.

Ooh, classy!
Just like me yesterday playing RS on my iPad in the garden!
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22-May-2020 19:11:19 - Last edited on 22-May-2020 19:11:37 by Kings Abbot

Corugi

Corugi

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Trewavas said :
Actually it should be a straw fashioned from his femur.

While he is still alive presumably. Difficult, but not entirely impossible in the hands of a skilled practitioner. Just make soup out of him one bit at a time and consume that through the femur straw. Admittedly boiling up the last bits would be tricky. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

23-May-2020 00:39:48 - Last edited on 23-May-2020 00:43:44 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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As long as it's soup and so long as you slurp it through a legbone straw, I wish you Bon Appétit.

Actually, I've had an idea. As lockdown seems to be drawing to a close (in due course) maybe with could have a small party? With a feast?

We could ask Freddie to write a celebratory post-Apocalypse song, you could sing it to us, Abbo could juggle some flaming peasants, I'd dance for munneh and we could all eat Corugi. We could invite some famous people, like ...err.... Zezima and Bob the Cat and, err..... the FMods.

Oh, what fun we'd have :D
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