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Corugi

Corugi

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Ghazgkull said :
this war is a bit underwhelming


*walks in, scarred, bleeding, exhausted, battered by hours of bitter fighting...*

Yeah? And pray tell when did you last face one of these murderous BASTARDS, running at you in a frenzy of battle crazed rage? Hmm? Hmm? Fight one of these violent MONSTERS in HAND TO HAND COMBAT and then tell us "Oh this war, its just soooo underwhelming..."



*looks suitably disgusted, sharpens his cushion, walks back out again into the fray..."
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Jul-2020 05:07:09 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2020 05:08:40 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Actually, I thought we could employ the newest Anti-Chair device on the market:





As chair annihilators go, this one has never been known to fail.

It's also rather good at agitating the general public into outrage, disgust & anarchy and is sponsored by the Universal Dry Cleaners Association (in which I have 95% of the shares).
Le Chat Guerrier

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08-Jul-2020 13:11:07 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2020 13:14:39 by FiFi LaFeles

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