*walks in, scarred, bleeding, exhausted, battered by hours of bitter fighting...*
Yeah? And pray tell when did you last face one of these murderous BASTARDS, running at you in a frenzy of battle crazed rage? Hmm? Hmm? Fight one of these violent MONSTERS in HAND TO HAND COMBAT and then tell us
"Oh this war, its just soooo underwhelming..."
*looks suitably disgusted, sharpens his cushion, walks back out again into the fray..."
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
08-Jul-2020 05:07:09
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08-Jul-2020 05:08:40
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Corugi
Actually, I thought we could employ the newest Anti-Chair device on the market:
As chair annihilators go, this one has never been known to fail.
It's also rather good at agitating the general public into outrage, disgust & anarchy and is sponsored by the Universal Dry Cleaners Association (in which I have 95% of the shares).
Le Chat Guerrier
Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop
08-Jul-2020 13:11:07
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08-Jul-2020 13:14:39
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FiFi LaFeles
Gylly
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War, what is it good for?
Increased sales in weaponry? In the case of Bandos,opening a great big WARforge to feed his army with pointed things.