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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Affirmative on correct evaluation.

Everywhere is closed down, the weather is too shit to do anything outside and we're not allowed to visit anyone.

There's only so much TV I can watch, computer games I can play, books I can browse .... without wanting to do something productive/useful/needs doing.

We had 5 months of this early on in 2020, then again in November, then again in December and again now until who knows when.

I'm reaching a Groundhog Day situation :|
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

17-Jan-2021 21:17:27

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Has anyone else noticed that very many of the Clans on the first page are Iron type establishments these days?

I doubt we could sell them any towels (especially since we don't actually have any) but maybe we could peddle some religion. Call ourselves The Holy Iron Church of Gloop, or somesuch.

One must remain relevant to the prevailing climate.

Speaking of climate, doesn't iron go rusty when wet? We could offer up prayers for the salvation of the rust-afflicted, for a fee of course.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

20-Jan-2021 12:30:12

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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Pretty sure gloop protects metals from rusting... by simply dissolving it.

We can waltz in saying [link url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAMyh8DjCrQ]"hello"[/link]

Then, we trick them into thinking we're [link url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVHreGgTJEM]making a Jedi out of them[/link].

Secretly, we actually teach them about the dark side and how to [link url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgJeVwjnpc]let it flow[/link].

Then, we act real sassy when they discover we lied to them, pretending they should [link url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3JqNwl9oE]be welcome[/link]. Kings Eastwood in
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20-Jan-2021 20:39:16 - Last edited on 20-Jan-2021 20:56:37 by Kings Abbot

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