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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Slammer to Call
Parody of Hammer to Fall, by Queen

Yeah
Here we slurp, with our soup,
Toilet rolls to clean our poop.
Stay in bed, asiles fight!
Simple cronies won't be home tonight!

Buy with haste as souping calls,
Life isn't swell, but you'll enhance the brawl.
It comes to you as to us all,
Yeah, you're just waiting for the Slammer to Call, yeah

Oh every night, or on the Thursday...
A little piece of you is clapping away,
But mask your face the testing way,
Break your pan as your food waste decays, yeah!

Play the game and queue in lines!
Yeah, let the face hat now cover it all,
'Til one day they chew your brine,
You know it's time for the Slammer to Call!

Griefed, you swore you're clanless,
Still your posting's still the same!
(Oh no, oh no)
Oh, lock your door 'cos Dom is running,
To your Durham plain,
(Oh no)
Hey yeah, baby, now your struggle's all in vain, yeah!

For we who post up for our clans,
In the shadow of the anti-clan...
Winced as you slurped up your soup,
You just hear him screaming louder and louder and louder...
Why am I in cooking pots?!?!?!
Ah, just chew Corugi and we're free from him so,
You just got time to pot your prayer...

Yeah, while you're waiting for the slammer to, slammer to call!
Hey, yes
Let's get on the floor, yeah
Slammer!
You know
Slammer to call!
Yeah
Hey, woo hoo
Ha ha, ha ha
I've been waiting for the slammer to call!
Slurp it all up now one more time!

24-May-2020 14:03:00 - Last edited on 24-May-2020 14:19:14 by Trewavas

Corugi

Corugi

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I demand to be cooked to the very highest standards. Plenty of Sage. A good dash of Worcestershire sauce. Must be Lea and Perrins. Lots of onions. Finely chopped.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

24-May-2020 15:15:02 - Last edited on 24-May-2020 15:17:42 by Corugi

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