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Trewavas
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Trewavas

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As a group,
Shall we swoop,
To our Corugi coop,
To make some soup?!
A stew of gloop,
His bones we'll scoop,
And soon we'll poop,
In our toilet seat loop.
He'll try to dupe,
He'll call his troop,
We'll drink our soup,
Our Corugi gloop.

24-May-2020 17:47:25 - Last edited on 24-May-2020 17:47:46 by Trewavas

Gylly

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Trewavas said :
As a group,
Shall we swoop,
To our Corugi coop,
To make some soup?!
A stew of gloop,
His bones we'll scoop,
And soon we'll poop,
In our toilet seat loop.
He'll try to dupe,
He'll call his troop,
We'll drink our soup,
Our Corugi gloop.



There once was a Corugi Gloop
who begged to be made into soup.
I don't know why... Who even is this guy?
Or are we just that easy to dupe?

24-May-2020 23:00:40

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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You should become our resident poet.

Feefs, when you materialise, I wrote you your song a couple of pages back. I forgot to say it was for your anti-clan anti-party. But I won't be singing it. It would sound like broken glass on a broken record being dragged backwards on the motorway. Not good.

Have an old song:

Trewavas said :
Annexing in the RS
Parody of Anarchy in the UK, by The 'Pistols.

Right: Frou ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am an anti-clan!
I am an annexer!
I know what I want,
And I know how to get it!
I want a return of the Robin Hat!

'Cause I want to destroy the Airuts!
Five dogs now!

Annexing for the R.S.
It's coming right now, and maxing,
I kill a skiller, stop a Warband line,
Your favourite hat is sure now broke!

'Cause I want to be anti-clan!
In the Ardy!

How many ways think of name?
I use a Brian, I need a Brian!
I use the P.B.J!
I use annexing!

'Cause I want to be maxed now,
It’s the only way to be!

Is this the Myreque?
Or is this the K.G.P?
Or is this the H.A.M?
I thought it was the R.S.
Or just another clan thread!
Another naming thread up now,

I want to be annexing!
And I want to be anti-clan!
(Oh, what a name)
And I want to be an annexer!
(I get Brian, Greif now!)

24-May-2020 23:14:45 - Last edited on 24-May-2020 23:15:37 by Trewavas

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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BUMP


The soup is superlative; slurpable, seasoned and somewhat slimy (mainly due to the toe-jam which simmered out into the hot tub located deep within the bowels of a Toc H establishment and then decanted during the annual drain-out).

Our party song is certain to rip into the music Charts, the invitation cards have gone out and now all we need are some flammable peasants to juggle with.

Having had a successful and enjoyable earlier session in Da Wildee slaughtering noobs, I might pop back there later and round up a few unsuspecting newbies, with dubious promises to trim their armour for free.


PAAAAARTYYYYYY TIME :D



Hmmm, actually, can't decide whether to belt out The Party Song or The Annexing Song.
Might do both. Repeatedly, at 3 am, interspersed with sea shanties. Yes.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

25-May-2020 00:13:08 - Last edited on 25-May-2020 00:17:40 by FiFi LaFeles

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