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Corugi

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British battleships. Soup. Lets see, whats next? How about incomprehensible Irish writers? Hmm... I KNOW! James Joyce. "Ulysses" and "Finnegan's Wake". Absolutely incomprehensible. I mean just look at this bastard. A totally incomprehensible novelist if there ever was one.



Well, not actually totally incomprehensible. Just EXCEEDING DENSE. It took me a week to get through the first few pages of Finnegan's Wake. I mean its beautiful language, its so avant-garde that even 100 years later its still ahead of its time. Probably because no one wants to spend an hour a day trying to figure out the meaning of every FREAKING sentence.

Umm...does anyone even read books anymore? Sometime I think I might be a dinosaur. Look, here I am.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

26-May-2020 15:22:39

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Down in Rimmington,
Where the gloop weighs a tonne,
It's okay for some...
To salt the gloop: they're just scum!

Oh, you could just write,
Be a writer: what a fright!
Speak about a playwright,
But Juliet was removed; she lost her knight!

Near my gloop I have a port,
Sending out my Warspite fort!
Adventures daily, it's like a sport!
Creatures out there do so swart!

But I have no sloop,
To return my soup!
Send only my battle group,
For island snoop.

26-May-2020 17:23:46 - Last edited on 26-May-2020 17:28:07 by Trewavas

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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omg im surrounded by poets and bards. and warships. my edumakation is inadequate; i am ill at ease with these summa cum laude nerds and must retreat to my hovel and re-read my copy of the cat in the hat.
Le Chat Guerrier

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27-May-2020 07:36:44

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Grrrrr. Angry, I am. Just 3 months out of Warranty and my Smart TV has developed terminal black screen stripes. I'm sure they pre-programme these things to self-destruct unless you purchase the expensive extended warranty. Bastards.

So now I must splash the cash on a new one. Fortunately John Lewis offer a 5 year Warranty with all their TVs so I'll buy from them. They are quite a posh shop - I've never bought anything from them before because they are 2posh4me.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

28-May-2020 08:02:00

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