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Corugi

Corugi

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I am very disappointed that the mountain of evidence against Trewavas has not been presented by the prosecution. Very well. There is a good reason I am called THE MIGHTY CORUGI. Absence of evidence is not evidence of innocence. I shall rectify this disgraceful situation forthwith and bring this fair and impartial trial to a speedy conclusion.

*Assumes role of the prosecution*

*clears throat*

I hereby present the genuine and totally unfabricated evidence for the prosecution. Two eye-witness accounts by a couple of seedy characters of ill repute and a full confession by the accused.

FiFi LaFeles said :
I SAW Trewavas DO IT! HE POSTED ON 4chan! IT WAS HIM! HE DID IT! THAT Trewavas GUY! YEAH HIM! WHAT DOES THEM MUSIC PARODY THINGS! MY GOD! GUILTY I SAY! GUILTY! !!!6!!! THROW HIM TO THE GOLDFISH!
Ghazgkull said :
IT WAS Trewavas ! I WAS LOOKING THROUGH HIS WINDOW! I SAW Trewavas POST ON 4chan! I WAS SHOCKED! I THOUGHT Trewavas WAS A GOOD BOY! WHO COULD IMAGINE THAT HE IS A MONSTER??? GUILTY I SAY! !!!6!!! GUILTY AS A PEACOCK STUCK IN A TUMBLER DRIER!!
Trewavas said :
Yeah, it was me. I confess. I posted on 4chan. Mwahahaha! !!!6!!! What ya going to do, throw me to the goldfish or something? Mwahaha!
I rest my case.

*Corugi now assumes the role of defense counsel*

*clears throat*

As Defence Counsel for the accused I would have no doubt in accepting the evidence as being TRUE and FACTUAL accounts of Trewavas's guilt. There is no point in defending my client as he is clearly a 4chan poster and therefore a scallywag and an all round bounder. He is probably guilty of lots more, probably guilty of everything.

GUILTY! GUILTY I SAY! THROW THIS 4chan POSTING Trewavas TO THE GOLDFISH! !!!6!!! NOW!

I rest my case. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

06-Mar-2020 20:37:51 - Last edited on 07-Mar-2020 08:50:17 by Corugi

Corugi

Corugi

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A full confession, backed by eye-witness accounts? My Guthix....

To be perfectly honest I just made up this thing about Trewavas posting on 4chan. Actually I was posting on 4chan when I came across some guy making up a music parody and it reminded me of Trewavas and his parodies on this forum. Really it was just a joke to fill up a few pages of this clan thread....

But now?

But now we have a mountain of evidence and a FULL CONFESSION. !!!6!!!

Trewavas is in fact a 4chan poster! !!!6!!! My Guthix! Who would have thought?

4chan being a seething scum hole of discontent, lies, and naughtiness, only the most vile and reprehensible of humans would even visit that dreadful place, let alone post there.

Well, Justice must be done then.

Trewavas, you have been found
GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY
on all charges of... EVERYTHING! Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence? I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

06-Mar-2020 21:11:14 - Last edited on 07-Mar-2020 08:53:37 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Wait a sec. I am not a seedy character of ill repute, I'll have you know.
I was a Sixer in Brownies so my reputation is flawless :@

So I withdraw my made-up account, your Case is in tatters and Freddie must go free.

!!! FREE FREDDIE !!!
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