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Corugi

Corugi

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At this stage of the court proceedings I would like to remind you all that confessions extracted under torture are perfectly admissible as evidence. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

01-Mar-2020 00:58:23

Corugi

Corugi

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Ghazgkull said :
Kings Abbot said :
Ooh! Kinky!

;)
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Thank you, Your evidence has been received and presented under the category of "Exhibit A".

While this contributes to the overall proof of Trewavis's undeniable GUILT, the court would probably find it more expedient to merely shout out such things as

"TREWAVIS IS GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! BURN THE WITCH, I mean, THE 4CHAN POSTER!"

and foam at the mouth and attempt to whip the courtroom audience into a hysterical mob, with a view to dispensing vigilante justice.

That would give me an excuse to shout "ORDER! ORDER!" and reluctantly set the security dogs upon the mob in order to maintain the facade of a fair trial. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

01-Mar-2020 13:31:15

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Clearly, you're going after someone called 'Trewavis' and that's completely okay, because it's not me.

There isn't an i in Trewavas (who appears to be the target of these accusations), but there is an i in pie... in meat pie. And meat is anagram of team. So, rearrange your team to better target those responsible for this 4chan posting before I bung you all into a gender neutral politically correct meat pie.

01-Mar-2020 19:43:10

Corugi

Corugi

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Hylonome said :
Oh my

Yes, I know, its shocking isn't it? Not only is Trewavas a 4chan poster, but he is also a warlock. Somehow he cast a magic spell so I would misspell his name. Then, cunningly, use that as an excuse to weasel out of the outrageous accusations I have made against him. Very well. I will update the charges accordingly:

To: Trewavas

YOU ARE HEREBY ADDITIONALLY CHARGED WITH:

Attempting to weasel out of outrageous accusations.

No need for a jury trial in this case. The evidence is overwhelming. HE IS GUILTY!

GUILTY! ZOMGEX! GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! !!!6!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! GUILTY!


Now. We may proceed with the original charge of posting on 4chan. I am keen to hear yet more damning evidence. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

03-Mar-2020 08:05:44

Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
OMFG!!! You don't mean .... The Corgi Death Squad... do you?

No, no. Of course not. That'd be going too far, even for you.

These are hard times, Feefs. There is an old saying: Hard times require Corgi Death Squads.

However I dont think it will come to that, just the sight of these savage brutes should be enough to restore order to the courtroom.

Warning. Parental guidance strongly advised before viewing.

I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

03-Mar-2020 08:21:34

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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I regret to inform you that you have been reported for posting NSFW images and have been banned from the forums.

Accordingly, the trial and assassination execution of the Accused has been declared a miscarriage of justice and he is now free to seek bloody retribution.

I've booked front row seats.
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