Ghazgkull
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Corugi
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Ghazgkull
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i think corugi should wage one more war with jagex before the forums go
Which would be an excellent idea if I could be bothered.
do it
The thing is this: War is hard. Bloody. Barbaric. And the search for imagur pictures which show these brutal attributes costs many cups of highly sugared hot tea. So then you spend hours creating a fine thread, eloquently written, beautifully illustrated with the best panzer tanks and atomic explosions you can find.... and then some dumbass comes along and locks it for some dumbass made-up reason because they are a dumbasses and that's what dumbasses do. As you guys found out recently when a dumbass locked your fine, harmless, funny thread, which I could tell had taken quite a bit of effort to create. Rather than encouraging wry humour and creativity the dumbasess stomp it out. Dumbasses, they are worse than noobs.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Corugi
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Ghazgkull
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Corugi
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Ghazgkull
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i think corugi should wage one more war with jagex before the forums go
Which would be an excellent idea if I could be bothered.
do it
The thing is this: War is hard. Bloody. Barbaric. And the search for imagur pictures which show these brutal attributes costs many cups of highly sugared hot tea. So then you spend hours creating a fine thread, eloquently written, beautifully illustrated with the best panzer tanks and atomic explosions you can find.... and then some dumbass comes along and locks it for some dumbass made-up reason because they are a dumbasses and that's what dumbasses do. As you guys found out recently when a dumbass locked your fine, harmless, funny thread, which I could tell had taken quite a bit of effort to create. Rather than encouraging wry humour and creativity the dumbasess stomp it out. Dumbasses, they are worse than noobs.
god damn this is beautiful. you can be deputy owner when you join the clan.
WAAAGH!!!
Add it to the Gloopy Bible as part of the letters to people or something.
Kings Eastwood in
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music by Trewavio Morricone
Ghazgkull
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you can be deputy owner when you join the clan.
You seem to have forgotten that I am already owner of this clan, having taken control when you were charged with INDECENT IMPOSTERING!
!!!6!!!
However you offer has warmed my cold and thoroughly despicable heart. From a temperature just on Absolute Zero ( -273.15°C, I looked it up ) to just above a few billionth of a degree warmer. Which allows atoms to jiggle around with just enough energy to not pop off into some other dimension of Existence.
In other words, you have placed in me a good and generous mood. As a reward I give you back the clan, which I was planning to turn into a brothel. A brothel catering specifically for those clients who have strict religious vows to never wash. Furthermore, you have my permission to place Fifi in a dumpster and weld the cover shut. Entirely. Don't leave any sort of gap. She has a habit of wriggling out of things. Must be something to do with her distant ancestors being some sort of burrowing creature way back in her evolutionary past. Also don't worry about her suffocating inside the dumpster, she doesn't need open air, she can sustain herself entirely on the gases wafting off all the discarded pizza boxes inside the dumpster.
As I believe I said somewhere else. I barely play the game. I dont think I have moved more than one click from the GE in over a year. Otherwise there would be a point to me joining and then permanently ignoring everyone, other than fervently recruiting the most boring and obnoxious people I can find. I log in mostly just to see how much free xp they are giving out this week, so I can laugh bitterly and sneer. But more often I just log in to access the forums. So I can post here and annoy you guys. You are the only ones worth annoying.
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I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
30-Jan-2020 11:57:03
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Corugi
I did the wrong emoticon thing, it was supposed to be this one.
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( Hee! That will cover up the fact I double posted by mistake! They wont suspect a thing! )
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
30-Jan-2020 12:01:15
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Corugi
No, but, really .... why would you even want him?
He's been scheming inventive ways to hasten my demise for several years.
The fellow is a cad and a bounder and should be permanently banned. From breathing.
He deserted this magnificent game, and his even more magnificent Clannies, in favour of fiddling about with spaceships. Spaceships ferchrissake !!
He's obviously a total wombat and should be poked with pointy sticks.