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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Snoooop!

You have a good point (hurr hurr see what I did there?)
Maybe a dual attack could be launched; pointed sticks to the front, blunt to the rear.

And now that the Shop With No Towels seems to have fallen into disrepair, there's a business opportunity right there for opening a Poking Sticks outlet, eh Hylonome?

Of course, people would have to join the Clan first before they were allowed to shop there.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

01-Feb-2020 08:49:31 - Last edited on 01-Feb-2020 08:50:16 by FiFi LaFeles

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Under Social
Parody of: Under Pressure, by Queen and David Bowie

Mm ba ba de,
Um bum ba de,
Um bu bu bum da de.

Social! Pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you - no thread ask for.
Social media, that brings a forum down,
Splits RuneScape in two,
Puts JMods on streets.

Um ba ba be,
Um ba ba be,
De day da,
Ee day da; that's nokay!

It's the terror of knowing,
What this game is about!
Watching some good friends,
Screaming, "let me out!"
Pray tomorrow gives me post count,
Pressure on people, people on forums.

Day day de mm hm,
Da da da ba ba!
Okay!
Postin' around, spend my coins around the spin,
These aren’t the days the forums live but they die.

Ee do ba be,
Ee da ba ba ba!
Um bo bo,
Be lap!
People on social ee da de da de!
People on forums ee da de da de da de da!

It's the terror of knowing,
What this Reddit is about!
Watching some good friends,
Screaming, "come join in!"
Pray tomorrow gives me posts and post and pooooooooooooost...
Pressure on people, people on forums.

They turned away from it all like blind men,
Updated clues, but they don't work!
Keep coming up with updates but they’re so slashed and broke...
Why, why, why?

Escape scape scape scape scape!
Insanity laughs under social we're breaking!
Can't we give the threads one more chance?
Why can't we give posts that one more chance?
Why can't we give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts...

'Cause forum's such an old-fashioned word,
And posts dare you to care for,
The Gowers on the...
Edge of the night,
And posts dare you to change the way of,
Caring about updates...
This is their last dance,
This is their last chance,
This is ourselves.
Under Reddit.
Under Twitter.
Social.

02-Feb-2020 22:53:49 - Last edited on 02-Feb-2020 22:57:31 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Posts Must Go On
Parody of The Show Must Go On, by Queen.

Empty Forums, what are we posting for?
Abandoned thread chats, I guess we know the score.
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are posting for?

Another social, another failed Twitch Crate,
Behind the veil of their Cambridge screen,
Hold the posts, is anybody gonna post here anymore?

Posts Must Go On!
Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Inside Bob's hat is breaking,
The fish thread may be dying,
But my crown still stays on.

Whatever happens, we leave it all to mods,
Another archive, another failed update.
On and on,
Does anybody really buy those keys anymore?

I guess I'm singing (I'm singing),
I must be crying now,
I'll soon be posting (Posting, Posting)
On their Reddit site,
Outside the Bob is homeless,
But inside on the threads I'm aching for history!

Posts Must Go On!
Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Inside our padlock's glowing,
The Swordy may be balding,
But my crown still stays on.

Yeah!
Woah wo oh oh!

My crown is painted like the raging of ranty threads,
Fairytales of chat-lounge threads will grow, but never die!
I can cry my friends!

Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Posts Must Go On!
We'll face it with a grin,
We're never giving in,
On with the thread!

We'll break the threads,
I'll write some songs,
We have to find the will to carry...
...on with the posts, with the POSTS!

Posts Must Go On!
Go On, Go On, Go On.

02-Feb-2020 23:04:27

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Padlocked Thread
Parody of Uptown Girl, by Billy Joel.

Padlocked thread,
You've been posting in a padlocked world.
I read it's never had a nice award won,
I bet the Wava never sang his song.

I'm gonna post on a padlocked thread!
It's been living in a gold-trimmed world,
As long as anyone with their grammar fails.
And now we're postin' on an unlocked thread,
That's where we are!

And when we know,
What we want from our Jaggy friends,
And when you update
And break up our ga-a-a-ame.

You'll see I'm locking threads,
Just because,
I'm in love with a treasure girl!
You know I've seen her in a RuneScape world,
She's getting tired of her bond fuelled chests,
And all her orders from her uptown boys,
She's got no choice.

Padlocked thread,
You know I can't afford to write it songs?
It's always someday when your break your game,
You'll never understand how much I hate Robin,
And then I'll sin.

And when we're posting,
We're singing so fi-i-i-ineee,
And when you're locking,
You'll say it's over now.

You'll say we're not so tough,
Just because
We post on,
With a Biggus Towel!

It's been living in a gold-trimmed world,
As long as anyone with their grammar fails.
And now we're postin' on an unlocked thread,
That's where we are!

Padlocked thread,
It's my padlocked thread!
You know I'm so sad,
For a padlocked thread,
My padlocked thread!
You know I'm so sad,
For a padlocked thread,
My padlocked thread!
You know I'm so sad,
For a padlocked thread,
My padlocked thread!
You know I'm so sad,
For a padlocked thread!

03-Feb-2020 19:40:42

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