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V24 from Lady C

Just yesterday I took a stroll
I wound up in the zoo
I saw a scorpion and a troll
But not one kangaroo

I had to smile, I gave a sigh
When by the cookie stand
Snap and Biker passed me by
Walking hand in hand

A while I lingered in the sun
As I enjoyed the day
Then hordes of people on the run
pushed me out of their way

I saw a man called Larry
surrounded by the throng
I said it's crowded, very
Can there be something wrong

It's reset day he said to me
It's like this every week
They hurry here as you can see
Rewards are what they seek

Experience, and sometimes coin
Are what I parcel out
A penguin clan is what you join
To get the full amount

One at a time you hunt and track
The wily penguin crew
And when you've seen them all come back
And find me in the zoo

A secret now I must confess
Teamwork is the key
If you would be a real success
It is not I, it's we!


By Aphro

This week we've got more feathered friends
to follow around to world's ends

They waddle, they run, they walk and they scurry
Around Runescape we chase them and then we must hurry

Round Edgeville and Fally and the Barbarian Village
To prevent our little friends from their pleasure of pillage

We chase them to rivers, to swamps and to lakes
We chase them through hobgoblins demons and snakes

We follow the bushes, the mushrooms and the rocks in disguise
Because all they want is our final demise

So when we search, we follow spy and battle with swords
We come back to Larry for our endless rewards

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v61 had us posting songs about penguins. Enjoy!


Do Wah Diddy Penguins
by XXz_Man26xx

There he was trapped beyond a doubt
Singing Do Wah Diddy let me out let me out

Poking up his head and pleading desperately
singing Do Wah Diddy set me free, set me free

The hunters came (hunters came) The hunters spied (hunters spied)

The hunters came, the hunters spied And I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it he was walking over me
Singing Do Wah Diddy Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee

Moving fast as he could away from me
Singing Do Wah Diddy LOL I got free

I ran on (ran on) After him (after him)
I ran on After him but I missed him again and again

Whoa, ohhh, ohhh
I knew it was over and he was lost for all time
When I was grabbed by that silly little mime
Yes, I did and so I told the clan chat
All the places they could look after that

Now that penguin keeps on taunting it over me
Singing Do wah diddy I am Free, hee hee hee
Sending me PMs telling me I better stay away
Singing Do wah diddy I will get free any day

Well, I’m here (I’m here) and He’s mine (he’s mine)
I’m here, he’s mine
Once again my time to shine

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy that penguin belongs to me
No, no no, he is never getting free....
Oh, crap, another hunter stepped on me!!


To the tune, “Rebel Yell” by Billy Idol, I give you…….


Rev Reaper Yell

Last night a nasty reverent
Was taunting our team
Last night a reverent Ork
Was thinking he so mean

The call went out, “Come Rev Reapers gear up let’s get it done.
Let’s kill those Revs, for our Teamies and the fun”

Because in the midnight hour
The Rev Reapers cry More, More, More
With an awesome yell, Fisk cries
More, More, More
In the midnight hour, yeah
More, More, More
Lady C & Loki yell
More, more, more, more, more more!

...

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...
Rev Reapers don’t like Revs
They’ll do what they can
when a Teamie is in the wildy
to help them get alive out again
What makes the Rev Reapers do this for us, say?
Risk life and limb so we can spy a penguin.

Because in the midnight hour
The Rev Reapers cry “More, more, more!”
With a fearsome yell, they cry
“More, more, more”
ILive4Zammy says
“More, more, more”
All the Rev Reapers yell,
“More, more, more”

The Reapers are in absolute heaven
They just added 5 orks, a knight, and a dragon
They are out all the time to collect one more
All night long, all night long just to get up their score

They patrol the wildy just for us, hey
A thousand times just for us
They’ve blessed our graves
when we’ve died out there
They bring their cannons to keep us safe
But they need our help too, yeah
Some food, p pots, and anti’s are welcome
They give us their all, all the time, hey
Just a, just a, just a, just a,
To have us safe out there, yay

Because In the midnight hour
They kill “More, more, more”
With a ferocious yell,
Aphro does More, more, more
In the midnight hour, hey
“More, more, more”
And the Revs plead and weep,
“Please no more, more, more, more, more, more!”

By Hah Tah



A New Years Poem By Veritaserums, Jan 1 2010


A Cheer to Penguins

I am inspired by a team that shines so bright.
This is a team that sticks together both day and night.
They track and search and hunt and scout
For penguins far and wide.
These plaguy penguins know the ways
To run and run and hide.

Now this Team Penguin started hunting
Oh, some time ago.
They gathered information,
So everyone would know
The ins-and-outs of penguin hunting,
The strategy...well done!
Now every day the hunters play and chase,
Because its fun!

...

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...


Team Penguin found a peaceful world
Oh, some time ago.
Where hunters like to meet and greet
The penguins..in the know.
The penguin spies were crushed to find
Rewards were given each week,
To the hungry hunters with Troopers maneuvers,
Not knowing the word defeat.

Team Penguin shines so very bright.
They travel where all penguins roam.
Its WORLD 60...
So friendly...
Team Penguin is found...
...the place they call Penguin Home.



By Bbh Smoke - May 19 2010
Sung to the tune of “we are the Champions” by Queen

We Are The Trampled

I've trapped penguins
time after time
and I've been stepped on
it's hard to make this rhyme
and bad reports
I've seen a few
Dark warriors fortress isn't Black knight's
Use ladders too!

We are the trampled-my friends
and we'll keep on tracking till the end
We are the trampled
We are the trampled
No time for herding
Cause we are the trampled-of this world

I've taken my fez
and my cookies call
You brought me wesn and sliders and everything that goes with it
I thank you all

But it's been no skillcape party
no special trap
I considerer it a challenge before the whole penguin race
and we ain't gonna lose!

We are the trampled-my friends
and we'll keep on tracking till the end
We are the trampled
We are the trampled
No time for herding
Cause we are the trampled-of this world

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v100 of this thread was a BIG celebration. So of course there were more songs!

By Jordumus
original: Weather with you -- Crowded House
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Walking 'round the Land tracking pesky penguins
At Fifty Seven Catherby Street
Well it's the same Land but everything's different
A new set of penguins have been seen!

They are running, far away
Try to get them quickly now
Mod Nancy and her addiction
Couldn't stop us in our act

Well there's a small headup, I can tell you
It's hiding in a suspicious well
The polar bear, providing us some info
but there is one thing I have to tell:

Everywhere you go you always take the penguins with you
Everywhere you go you always take the penguins
Everywhere you go you always take the penguins with you
Everywhere you go you always take the penguins, the penguins with you

Everywhere you go you always take the penguins with you
Everywhere you go you always take the penguins
Everywhere you go you always take the penguins with you
Everywhere you go you always take the penguins
Take the penguins, the penguins with you


By Bbh Smoke

Oh Canada!
Our penguin helping hand!
True penguin love from all our hearts you command.
We trap penguins and watch the chats,
trapbreakers set them free!

From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee

I'm not a bug please don't step on me
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee
Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee

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V90 by RobocopIsWin – May 22 2010


We Are Team Penguin

(Sung to the tune of the original Pokemon theme song )

It's time to be the very best,
Like no team ever was.
To trap them is our real test,
But to spy them is our cause.
We will travel across Gleinor,
Trapping far and wide,
Teach penguins to understand,
Our teamwork that's inside...

[Chorus]
Team Penguin!
(Gonna trap them all!)
It's not just me,
It's all of our destinies!
Team Penguin!
Oooh, we're all best friends,
In Gleinor, which we'll defend...
Team Penguin!
(Gonna trap them all!)
Our hearts so true,
Our teamwork will pull us through!
You help me and we'll help you!
We're Team Penguin!
(Gonna trap them all!)
Gonna trap them all!

Yeah...

Every trapbreaker along the way,
Determined, we will face.
We will herd every day,
And put penguins in their rightful place.
Come with us, the time is right
There's no better team.
Arm in arm, we'll trap those pengs,
It's always been our dream...

[Chorus]

Gonna trap them all!
Gonna trap them all!
Yeah!

[Chorus]

Team Penguin!


V120 (Dec 15-22 2010)

BY: Cigam Mai

They Spawn Anew Each Wednesday Morn
(sung to: It Came Upon the Midnight Clear)

They spawn anew each Wednesday morn,
Those sneaky penguins from the cold.
They hide in bushes, crates, and rocks
To help their plans unfold.
They hide themselves to spy on us
You know they are up to no good;
In frozen wastes, they plan and scheme
Our overthrow, if they could.

Just how they manage to plant their spies;
A mystery we haven’t unfurled,
But still they send them to spy on us
O’er all the Runescape world.
Throughout the deserts, or Wildy flames,
Their camo makes them hard to see
And though we trap them as best we can
More oft than not they run free.

Yet with his ignorance, greed, and strife,
The penguins’ ultimate plan,
Is far beneath the notice of
The ceaseless striving of man;
And man, at war with man, hears not
Their camouflage clockworks that tick;
O hush the noise, ye men of strife
And hear the penguins click

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By Sajacrone
They have made a list
they are checking twice
they don't care who is naughty or nice
the revs plan to put us all down!

the penguins think its funny
they are laughing up a storm
while poor confused players
try to figure out the new norm

they r offering up a gift of
a shiny new 'helm of magic'
if you accept it will be tragic
'cause its really a mind control device

the penguins think its funny
they are laughing up a storm
while poor confused players
try to figure out the new norm

so while you're looking in relleka
in mort, the stronghold and yes zanaris too
those waddling little demons
have a plan to do away with you

(and all together now)


v128 near Valentine's Day

By Aveo7
This one's called "The Hunt Will Go On". It's a rip-off of the cheesiest love song I know


Every week at reset
You appear, I hunt you
Then I get xp from, the zoo

Far across the landscape
In places far from me
You have come to spy on, us too

Near, far, wherever you are
I will find you there soon and, move on
Once more you're back in the wall
And you're trapped near the start
And I spy you and then move on

Points grant xp one time
Which lasts for a lifetime
And never expires or gets old

Points from when I found you
That last time I spied you
I chose not to swap them for gold

Near, far, wherever you are
I will find you there soon and, move on
Once more you're back in the wall
And you're trapped near the start
And I spy you and then move on

You're near, the clues tell me where
And I know that my sources aren't wrong
We'll spy all of you today
You are safe in a trap
And the hunters spy on and on

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Limericks for St Patrick’s Day

By Mtipal
Trapping the penguins was my aim,
I disconnected, such a shame.
Thirty-second lag,
Is truly a drag,
I guess I’ll be taking the blame.

In the elven forests and trees,
I yelled to the clan chat my pleas.
After searching everywhere,
I was feeling despair.
“ M.T. , hop to world 60, please”.

That rock disguise hiding a beak,
Makes me occasionally shriek.
Thank Brassica Prime,
This period of time,
Has no wildy penguins this week.

I always enjoy seeing Chuck,
After spying black-and-white ducks
News flash! This just in…
These things are penguins!?!
What am I? Some kind of schmuck?


By Aveo7

A penguin passed by me in a crate
He was trav'ling at a very great rate
I called out "One minute!
You know the speed limit?"
He said "I'm late for an important date!"

I saw Chuck in his cage in the zoo
He said "Ive got another mission for you."
"Just come stand in here,
"I'll get the 10 and the bear,
And I'll come claim my points off of you!"


V189

By Armcie:

With apologies to Mr Charles Dodgson:

======= Pkery ======

'Twas brillig, and the slithy pengs
Did gyre and gimble in the wild;
All mimsy were the peng hunters,
And the friends chats outgrabe.

"Beware the pker, my son
The spells that bind, the claws that catch!
Beware the steel titan, and shun
The armadyl battlestaff!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the bloodwood tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The pker, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the wilderness,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the pker?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy pengs
Did gyre and gimble in the wild;
All mimsy were the peng hunters,
And the friends chats outgrabe.

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V195

By Magic Aangel

Ode to a Broken Trap.

Here I stand, broken hearted,
Trapped a peng, now he's departed.
Yes, he scampered very fast.
Why, you ask, did trap not last?
Well, it was like this, you see,
A penguin hunter trampled me!


v375 Oct 25 – Nov 2
By Armcie

The wonderful thing about Tramplers
Is Tramplers are wonderful things
Their feet are made out of racecars
Their brains are made out of strings

They're frankly stamply, amply tramply
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tramplers is..
They're not the only one.

With apologies to Tigger



V419 – 8th anniversary of D&D Sept 2nd
(new WWM graphical update came out this week also)

By: Elipile
Time flies, time flies,
but never the spies.
They still are roaming and running,
every chanse of escape eagerly scanning.
They stick to the grass, to the sand and wet mosses.
They lure unwary hunters to terrible losses.

The simple life of a spy,
the same,
but with a new twister.
Sudden problem bigger than a flipper with blister.
"One lady near lake,
one sword,
and a king near a Camelot fountain,
but how will we ever beat that new White Wolf Mountain?"


V447
March 15-22 2017
Limericks

By Armcie

Dorg is in it's north east room,
Mudskip in the farm with a loom
Pkers are thrilled,
There's two in the wild,
At the lever, please don't meet your doom

The lighthouse is rather distant,
The peng tries to flee but it can't,
There's one, so they say,
At the M.T.A.
Soph swamp holds a spikey green plant.

The castle across from the zoo,
Contains not one penguin, but two
Elf's doing fine,
Near the old limestone mine,
And Mos le - that peng needs some glue.

Our final unusual pair,
Consists of a ghost and a bear,
In relleka well,
And would you please tell,
If you've seen the ghost anywhere

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For RS 10th Birthday celebrations, we decided to have a Wall Party at Yanille. Of course we sang songs.

V122 Dec 29-Jan 5

By A Crazy Guy

Set to Pink Floyd lyrics...

We don't need no Draynor Manor!
We don't need no Ape Atoll!
No penguins found in Fally Loom Room.
Please just leave them pengs alone.
Hey! Team Penguin! Leave them pengs alone!
All in all they'll just find the way to the wall.
All in all it's just another peng in the wall!

V123
By Elipile
Pet Shop Boys

West end door

Too many penguins, puffing noises
Lurking in corners, pondering choices
If, when, why, what?
How many have you got?
Have you got CW, spied Obs, Ardy, Gnome Maze?
And wich did you miss, a barrel or bush, crate?
(How many did escape?)

In a Kandarian town, a dead end wall
The east end pengs and west end door
In a Kandarian town, a dead end wall
The east end pengs and west end door
West end door
West end door


By Mom0007
To the tune of Hello Dolly

Hello Penguin, Nice disguise Penguin,
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong.
In Yanille wall Penguin,
We’ll trap you all Penguin,
You’re Still running, You’re still hiding
We hear your feet tap along.
All team penguins prayin
Before south wall door you’re swayin
Our favourite trapping spot from way back when.
So good Guthix, Hunters!
Shut that door Hunters,
Penguin will never hide away,
Penguin will never hide away,
Penguin will never hide away again!


By: Jonanananas
Stay in the wall!
Stayin' Alive Bee Gees)


Well, you can tell by the way I use my pet,
I'm just asking you - don't get upset
Listen now, and throw a trout
Don't let him west or he'll get out
But now it's all right. It's OK
The peng has moved the other way.
We can't explain, just say thanks
The Yanille Wall effect on pengs.

Whether you're a barrel or whether you're a toadstool,
Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Feel the trap breakin' and and everybody tramplin', people,
Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stay in the wall, stay in the wall
repeat

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