RuneScape Forum Archive | Penguin Locations v805

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2008

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Oh, Watch out now, the peng moves west
I need to stop him now, no time for rest
Got the gift of herding in my shoes;
I'm a penguin man and I just can't lose.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
The peng has moved the other way.
We can't explain, just say thanks
The Yanille Wall effect on pengs.

Whether you're a barrel or whether you're a toadstool,
Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Feel the trap breakin' and everybody tramplin', people,
Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stay in the wall.

Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it.
Somebody traps it, yeah.
Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it, yeah.
Stay in the wall!

Well, you can tell by the way I use my pet,
I'm just asking you - don't get upset
Listen now, and throw a trout
Don't let him west or he'll get out
But now it's all right. It's OK.
The peng has moved the other way.
We can't explain, just say thanks
The Yanille Wall effect on pengs.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my pet,
I'm just asking you - don't get upset
Listen now, and throw a trout
Don't let him west or he'll get out
But now it's all right. It's OK.
The peng has moved the other way.
We can't explain, just say thanks
The Yanille Wall effect on pengs.

Whether you're a barrel or whether you're a toadstool,
Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Feel the trap breakin' and everybody tramplin', people,
Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stay in the wall, stay in the wall.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stay in the wall.

Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it.
Somebody traps it, yeah.
Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it, yeah.
Oh, Stay in the wall!
Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it.
Somebody traps it, yeah.
Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it, yeah.
Oh, Stay in the wall!
Peng’s goin' nowhere. Somebody traps it.
Somebody traps it, yeah.

22-Jan-2024 08:31:21 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2024 10:13:08 by Canada Grrl

Jun

2008

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By: Quilt Pixie

Penguin Training
(to the tune of Teddy bears picnic)
*I have spelt penguins phonetically and broken in the first line of the Chorus to give an indication of timing*

If you go down to the wall today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the wall today
You'd better go in disguise
For every peng that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the penguins have there training

Chorus
Training time for pen-gi-wins
The little penguins are having a terrible time of it
Watch them, catch the unawares
and see them scurry as the learn to hide
See them dashing madly round
They're learning hide and spy
And running when they are found
At six o'clock the KGP
will come and round them up
becuase they're tired little penguins

If you go down to the wall today
You'd better not go alone
If's lovely down at the wall today
But safer to stay at home
For every peng that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the penguins have there training

Chorus

Every penguin, that's been good
Is sure of a treat tonight
There'll be lots of wonderful fish to eat
And rest on a moon light night
but beneath the wall, where nobody sees(haa)
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Today's the day the penguins have their training

Chorus

By: Nexus Point

To Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

We don't need no penguin trappers
We don't need no herd patrol
The pengs are roaming in the South Wall
Breakers leave them pengs alone
Hey! Breakers! Leave them pengs alone!

All in all it's just another peng in the wall.
All in all you're just another peng in the wall.

22-Jan-2024 08:31:24 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2024 10:14:14 by Canada Grrl

Jun

2008

Canada Grrl

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By: Mysfenia

Here's another wall song for you, sing it to the theme of "living in a box" by living in a box (an 80's pop band)

Woke up on Wednesday morning
Closed in on all sides
Nothing doing
I feel stone and concrete
As I open my eyes
Someone's spying
I've found a way to break
Through this player trap
Cause I know what's going on
In my own mind
Am I living in a wall?
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?
My beak goes round in circles
Around and around in the south wall
I sometimes wonder
What's moving on the outside
I'm escaping
I've found a way..
I've found a way...
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living am I living am I living
Am I living am I living am I living
(In a wall)
Am I living am I living
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?
Am I living am I living
Am I living in Yanille south wall?
Am I living in a wall?

V370 Sept 2015
By Armcie

The Wild Roamer (tune of Wild Rover)

I've chased the wild roamer for many's the year
I've spent all me money on potions and gear
But now I'm returning, xp in great store
And I never will chase the wild roamer no more

And it's No, Nay, Never,
No, nay never no more
Will I chase the wild roamer,
No never no more

I went up to a guildhouse I long to frequent
And I told Elen Anterth me money was spent
I asked her for entrance, she answered me "nay
Such custom as yours I can have any day "

And it's No, Nay, Never,
No, nay never no more
Will I chase the wild roamer,
No never no more

I took from my backpack many skillcapes bright
And the elflady's eyes opened wide with delight
She says "I've a bonfire beside a bank chest,
And a crystal acorn i save just for the best"

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2008

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....

And it's No, Nay, Never,
No, nay never no more
Will I chase the wild roamer,
No never no more

I'll go back to Larry, confess what I've done
And I'll ask him to pardon his prodigal son
And, when he has blessed me as oft times before
I never will chase the wild roamer no more

And it's No, Nay, Never,
No, nay never no more
Will I chase the wild roamer,
No never no more

V400 April 20 – 27 2016
By: Voidlordxian
credit to Madonna for the original song

Some pengs waddle
Some pengs dawdle
I think they're ok
If they don't give me proper peng points
I just walk away

They can spy and they can try
But they can't win the fight (that's right)
'Cause the team with the greatest leader
Is always in the right

'Cause we are living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl
You know that we are living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl

Some pengs snowman
Some pengs stone and
That's all right with me
If they can raise my xp then I
herd them with a team

Some pengs die and some pengs fly but
they are why we play (yes way)
Only teams who hunt down penguins
Make my rainy day

'Cause we're living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl
You know that we are living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl
Living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl
You know that we are living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl

Living in a Canada world (Canada)
Living in a Canada world

Living in a Canada world (Canada)
Living in a Canada world

Pengs may come and pengs may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me

'Cause everybody's living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl
You know that we are living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl
Living in a Canada world
And we all follow Canada Grrl

22-Jan-2024 08:31:30 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2024 10:26:08 by Canada Grrl

Jun

2008

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More Limericks from March 2017

By Elipile
There once was a bushpeng from "Swansea"
who found the castle wing not so fancie.
She said ok and fine,
I try Jade Vine,
and inspect the guards in four rows of three.

By Canada Grrl & Diomedes Osu

Oh no oh dear I forgot
Sometimes my mind tends to rot
Though late is the time
There's reason to rhyme
Alas Shakespeare I am not!

I forgot my limericks post
for the day of St. Patrick's ghost
Oh wow March is here
Time for poems held dear
Here they are, go ahead and boast

By Aveo7

What's that? A new penguin? How nice!
Another spy from that base in the ice!
I saw in a vision
This new penguin's mission:
To find a lost T.A.R.D.I.S. device!

* * * *
Oh penguins, great and small
I come when I hear your call
Because, you see,
I get XP
When I hunt and I spy you all!

* * * *
Said Chuck: "I really do fear
For my spy, that trusty bear.
Can you see if he fell
Down Rellekka well,
And try pull him out from there?"

V238 March 13- 20 2013

By: Elipile

Oh good heavens, what do my old eyes see!
Those limericks have gone again wild and free
Pity I was not in game,
at times I must sleep, what a shame,
but here are the recent locations for thee.

By: Magic Aangel

My life before penguins was sane,
Internet games were inane.
Then I was converted,
Priorities inverted...
Never to be the same again!

By: Mtipal

"That rock disguise hiding a beak,
Makes me occasionally shriek.
Thank Brassica Prime,
This period of time,
Has no wildy penguins this week."

There was a post by Canada G,
of a limerick, "created" by me.
I surely deny
that 'twas written by I,
Dragon of the W.R.C

By: x Mistii x

Waddling penguins roam RuneScape this week,
Chase them and then quick peek!
Disguises to cover,
Awfully hard to discover,
Wait did you just see that beak!?

By: Armcie

There once was a penguinly ghost,
"Unspiable!" he'd often boast,
We weren't having that,
So we started a chat,
And soon that penguin became toast.

22-Jan-2024 08:31:33 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2024 10:46:16 by Canada Grrl

Jun

2008

Canada Grrl

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V126 was when the Wilderness had an update and revenants were removed and Pk'ers returned. This was HUGE for penguins. The threads surrounding this decision were long (+50 pgs) and heated with debates about if we should stop spying in Wild or protest and not even call it in fc or post locations at all. We did of course continued to go to the wild and now the wilderness is safe again.
We had a week of poems and songs dedicated to the wildy penguins naturally.

By: Veritaserums

Where oh where has my Rocky gone?

Where oh where has my Rocky gone?
The last time I saw him, he was singing a song.
And the Wild is such a gloomy old place.
Leaving Rocky there is an absolute waste.

Now Pkers live in the Wild, it's true.
And Rocky, he hides from those Pkers too.
Pkers scare him with magicks and range.
And to Rocky, the Wild has become rather strange.

"Where are the Revs that played in the night?"
"Where are the Hunters that ran from their sight?"
Rocky; he questions, time and again.
"What ever happened to all of my friends?"

The Wild, for tracking is no more.
And Rocky, he finds it's becoming a bore.
The hunters who spied and trapped are all gone.
Who will hear Rocky's favourite song?

No more Hunters to play in the Maze.
Only Pkers with clans so crazed.
Rocky is lonely and rather vexed.
Wanting to leave, but feeling perplexed.

So now he hides, alone, it's true.
Since Rocky finds, he has nothing to do.
For the Wild is such a gloomy old place.
Leaving Rocky there is an absolute waste.

By: Dotty7

Poor Rocky is a lonely peng
He doesn't know this is the end
So come on Jagex be a friend
Put Rocky somewhere safe again

By: Handaren

Alas dear Rock penguin I knew thee well
I will seek thee no more mid the Lava Maze
No more shall I run, dragon dagger in hand,
To slice the sticky web

Alone will you wander the barren hills
Your only company the hunters of those that used to seek you

...

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2008

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...

No more will the spyglass pop to the eye
No more hands raised on high

The Dark Fort will not hear your step
There will be no herding and encouraging
Only death of those that used to love you
The killers have won

By Tkhuhti

To the Penguins of the Wild

Oh Penguins of the Wild,
no longer can you guarantee,
the sweet, sweet points
your spotting gave to me.

The hunter's become the hunt,
killers lurching in the dark,
but still, the points I want
that my Spy Notebook mark.

I will come and search for thee,
just wait, you spies for life,
and to the killers slaying me
I'll only drop a knife.

By Elipile

Penguin Peace

From field of pretty flowers
You see me enter
I jump over wall
And run in to the center

I am a high level
Not an easy bite for all
Am I a hiding devil
And laugh when you fall

Don't loose your fate
You can ask advice
I don't retaliate
My loot will be surprice

When I finally scrumble
I smile just saying cheese
You hear my last mumble
Its not gf, but penguin peace

By: Lizallinos

Here's a sad verse for Rocky:-

Bye bye Rocky,
We're really going to miss you,
Though when you hid in the lava maze
We were inclined to diss you,
But when at last we spied you
We felt like we could kiss you!
Now some hunters are claiming
They're going to dismiss you,
When the PKer's come back
It'll be too great a risk too
Wait there in the Wildy
But just remember this view,
There's room for them and Jagex
In their own Abyss too!
And all that's left for us to say
Is, "Yah Sucks and Hiss Boo!

By: Lizallinos

It's hard when you're only a rock
Who looks like an upside down sock
To make a complaint
To Mods who just ain't
Prepared to stand back and take stock!

But they may have forgotten that I
Am an accomplished, experienced spy,
So my advice is
To find some devices
To save hunters from having to die!

One trick they could introduce,
Is a one day Wilderness truce,
With this clever plot
The hunters could spot
Me, without getting any abuse!

...

22-Jan-2024 08:31:39 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2024 11:00:27 by Canada Grrl

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2008

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....
Another most cunning plan
Is to start an immunity clan
And within this commune
Folk would all be immune
Every boy, girl, woman and man!

Or what if hunters lay down their arms
All their potions, tokens and charms
And PKer's may not attack
Those who cannot fight back
That shouldn't cause any alarms.

But my favourite solution to date
(Using penguin hunters as bait!)
If the PKer's dare
To attack while I'M there!
They'll be back to Lumbridge as freight!

By Jpurcat

My Ode to Team Penguin

Oh penguin black and white,
trying to stay out of my sight,
the way you click and whirr,
really makes me purr.

bushes,rocks,and toadstools,oh my,
barrels and crates,all locations to spy.
Cacti roaming thru burning sand,
trappers and herders,giving a helping hand.

Sharing food,water and laughter,
the past joy of having a rev slaughter.
Stories,poems and shedding tears,
helping each other survive pkers and fears.

Elf guides,tour guides,pizza delivery,
jokes,clues,grave blessings,makes me all shivery.
Setting goals,seeing gains,dealing with daily pains,
birthday wishes,using points to get more fishes.

Trapping, herding,helping out,cries of update plz,
and tyvm,community and fellowship,comrades and leadership,
friends I've made,and where's the peng,Geez!
best behavers,and little pains,now and then a bad word slip.

Larry the crazy guy,going to the wild just to die,
White polar bears with twinkly black eyes,
The way the team always cares,gives encouragement,
and shares in the sighs.Thank you very much and,....
I love you guys!

22-Jan-2024 08:31:43 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2024 11:02:12 by Canada Grrl

Jun

2008

Canada Grrl

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The Penguin Sketch:

'Runescape player enters Jagex towers:-

Player "I wish to make a complaint this penguins dead it is no more it is an ex penguin, it has spied its last"

Jagex staff "No its not its restin on account of it bein worn out running around varrock lumber yard wid a crate on his head"

Player "Look, matey, I know a dead penguin when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Jagex "No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Brimhaven Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! Da Feathers give great fletchin exp"

Player: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead respawned in Lumbridge it is no more.

Jagex "Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! E's restorin his hitpoints dats what E's doin"

Player: 'E's not '! 'E's passed on! This penguin is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to worship Saradomin!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the rock 'e'd be pushing up the rannar weeds!

'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the crate, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir in Zanaris invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PENGUIN!! '

(think Monty Python

).

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2008

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