RuneScape Forum Archive | Penguin Locations v805

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2008

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v15, 16 and 17 of this thread were posted close to Christmas 2008, so here are some penguin related Christmas songs that were posted on those threads.

From Wingzero

The 7 days of reset

On the first day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
20k of summon xp

On the second day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
2 elf penguins
and 20k of summon xp

On the third day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
3 cammy telly tabs
2 elf penguins
and 20k of summon xp

On the fourth day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
4 revs in the lava maze
3 cammy telly tabs
2 elf penguins
and 20k of summon xp

On the fifth day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
5 ghasts with morty penguin
4 revs in the lava maze
3 cammy telly tabs
2 elf penguins
and 20k of summon xp

On the sixth day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
6 k of dragon darts
5 ghasts with morty
4 revs in the lava maze
3 cammy telly tabs
2 elf penguins
and 20k of summon xp

On the seventh day of reset
Penguins gave to me:
7 Canada cookies
6 k of dragon darts
5 ghasts with morty
4 revs in the lava maze
3 cammy telly tabs
2 elf penguins
and 20k of summon xp

from Lucyington
Here is an addition to your festive carol singing!

(to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree!)

Oh penguin spies, oh penguin spies! Oh how we love to find you!
Oh penguin spies, oh penguin spies! Oh how we love to find you!
A toadstool spy in Isafdar! A bush disguise in Karamja!
Oh penguin spies, oh penguin spies! Oh how we love to find you!

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2008

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... continued

V15 Mf
RE: Penguin Poll

After a few hours trapping a penguin this old song starts ringing in my head:

"I'm sticking with you
'cause I'm made out of glue
Anything that you might do
I'm gonna do, too

You run past a guy in a dragon chain
And I'm doing the same
Saw you standing next to a tree
And I made believe it was me

[repeat first verse]

[tacet/bridge]
Some penguins teleport to a distant place
Others might just dash along
But with you by my side I can do anything
When we swing we hang past right or wrong

I'll go anywhere with you
Anywhere you want me to
I'll go anywhere with you

Oh-w'oh I'm sticking with you
[repeat 4x]"

Yojeez V15

And a lil' gift :

Dashing through the snow
Hiding in a bush
Searching the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Spotting black & white
Stepping on penguins's tails
What fun it is to search and spy
A penguin in a barrel !

Oh !

Penguins’s tails, penguins’s tails
Squeaking all the way
Oh! what fun is it to search
A penguin in a barrel

Oh !

Penguins’s tails, penguins’s tails
Squeaking all the way
Oh! what fun is it to search
A penguin in a barrel

This is Jingle Bells Penguin Version I call it Penguins's Tails.

Shailalha V15
To the tune of Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowpen
Is a sneaky little soul
With tuxedo suit and beaky nose
And two shifty eyes that glow

Frosty the Snowpen
Is a fairytale they say
But the hunters know
We’ll hunt him down someday

There must have be some magic
In that old sheep suit we found
Oh no he’s left the Lumby pen
And is spying all around

(chorus)
Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Look at that penguin go
Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Over the hills and snow!

Frosty the Snowpen
Is as sly as he could be
And the hunters say
he can duck and dive
And is jumpy as a flea

Frosty the Snowpen
Knew the hunt was on that day
So he said let’s run
And I’ll have some fun
Before you lose your way

...

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2008

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...

Down to the bridges
And spread across the land
Penguins here and in Fally Square
Saying, catch me if you can.

He led them down the streets of towns
And up to the mountain tops
He never paused a moment til
The hunters made him stop

Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Look at that penguin go
Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Over the hills and snow!

Oh, Frosty the Snowpen
Teled on his way
As he waved goodbye
He said don’t you cry
I’ll be back again Wednesday

Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Look at that penguin go
Clickety click click
Clickety click click
Over the hills and snow!

V16 By Half Loop
The Penguin Song
To the tune of “I Have a Little Dreidel” (aka “The Dreidel Song”)
With apologies to Samuel S. Grossman, Mikhl Gelbart and Samuel Goldfarb

I have a little penguin
He looks just like a bush
And if I should spy on him
My levels he will push

Oh penguin penguin penguin
He looks just like a bush
Oh penguin penguin penguin
My levels he will push

I saw another penguin
Looking like a crate
My levels they are rising
I really think that’s great

Oh penguin penguin penguin
Looking like a crate
Oh penguin penguin penguin
I really think that’s great

A penguin in the desert
Like cactus he did look
I pricked my finger on him
And wrote it in my book

Oh penguin penguin penguin
Like cactus he did look
Oh penguin penguin penguin
I wrote it in my book

A penguin in the wildy
He looked just like a rock
Hiding in the lava maze
Oh no! A teleblock!

Oh penguin penguin penguin
He looked just like a rock
Oh penguin penguin penguin
Oh no! A teleblock!

A toadstool running past me
In Mort Myre swamp today
He circles round behind me
I think he wants to play

Oh penguin penguin penguin
In Mort Myre swamp today
Oh penguin penguin penguin
I think he wants to play

The pirates have a barrel
It moves both north and south
Three thousand xp for it?
A gift horse in the mouth?

...

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2008

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...

Oh penguin penguin penguin
It moves both north and south
Oh penguin penguin penguin
A gift horse in the mouth?

(Repeat until you find all ten)

By: thedoctor66

Obsessed was I

obsessed with creature which hide so well and yet will never fly,
I chased these penguins through the day and even through the night,
I chased them with a passion, through lantern and candlelight,

Though they hid beneath the hill,
and in the pockets of the wild,
among the flour in the mill with searching they were riled.

And yet just sometimes,
they would escape my seeking eye,
and though i searched the highs and lows,
they would always pass me by.

And yet,
on my patrols across the sea,
spied I while I was looking,
a chat "penguins w60.”

And with its help,
though they hid beneath the sun,
and dive below the waves,
no longer even one,

Will hide from us...

22-Jan-2024 08:01:35 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2024 08:11:51 by Canada Grrl

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2008

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Our penguin hunters are a creative bunch so here is some more penguin fun (mentions fc's no longer in operation):

By Cookie709
~^~!!Wanted!!~^~

Participants of Penguins_W60 are wanted for trial, on the basis that they have been harrassing penguin kind everywhere throughout ***linor.

Also Known As: W60_Penguins, W60_Pengies & W60overflow1

Identifying Marks: Often followed by spirit terrorbirds, or standing still for long periods of time

Known Associates: Wise Old Man, Party Pete, and that god forsaken ex-ex parrot.

If seen, do not approach, these people are known to be armed with snow balls and rubber chickens. However if one does appear aggressive, the best way to defend your self is to walk through them, it makes them run around backwards and forwards.

Reward: 10 Penguin Stews, (With Salt)
W60 Penguins - Now With Salt

W60 Penguins, W60 Pengies, W60overflow1 == Collect all 3 to win a collectible rubber penguin

Gnome Maze Penguin

The penguin known as prezzy is deep within the maze
If you stare at him too long he will forever hold your gaze
find him quickly before you go blind
lost in the maze you may lose your mind
long and hard you much search and look
to add one more point to your penguin book
why work so hard when he is one isle down
just keep walking ... and don't wear a frown

anyways.. he is locked deep within the maze so good luck finding him

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2008

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Aveo7
I've got a new move for everyone! It's called the Penguin Dance:

When the penguin's trapped in just a couple of squares with 1 or 2 people trapping it, and one of the trappers is swapping with someone else, sometimes the trapper moves off the square but the next person doesn't move on to it straight away ...

So the old trapper moves back onto the square - at the same time as the new one does. So they both move off the square ... then a 3rd person sees and steps onto the square ... then a hunter walks straight through it, so the 3rd person steps off, then all 3 trappers step onto the square, and straight back off ...

So what you get is several people all stepping on and off the square together. That's the Penguin Dance

I replied to the post above with:

Maybe someday you can show me the "Waltz in Wildy" as I seem to have the Jungle Jive down pat and Dureti and I enjoyed some Feldip Fox-trot earlier in the week.

Aveo: Lol Canada! Nope we had a couple of sessions of good old-fashioned Desert Disco in the main square of Nardah and that's what made me think of it

Cookie 709:
Mhm... I normally am trapping byself, so i don't get the chance to do all these 2 person dances though.

Due to a bit of lag, and some randoms, I did have a chance to shock Musa's inhabitants with my very, very good impression of the "Musa Macarena" and also a bit of the age-old classic, the "Brimhaven Bop."

The brimhaven bop occurs when a penguin can't seem ot make up its mind and moves back and forwards, so you are forced to follow along.

Bop, bop, bopping, bopping along, bop bop bopping, Singing THIS SONG!

Pax_ Lol Aveo & Canada- when they make the movie it'll be Dances with Penguins

22-Jan-2024 08:03:30 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2024 08:17:07 by Canada Grrl

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2008

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I used to set challenges for the hunters each week on the thread. Into 2009 and v23 I think I had challenged them to come up with poems and names for each penguin that week.

Aveo:

Potty Porty periodically PM's people, promising to provide a percentage of the plunder (post-war, presumably) - provided they persuade people to promote the penguins' perverse plans!

Porty's particular plan is probably to plunder your pocket. Prevent the penguin from pilfering your possessions by providing us Penguin Pursuers with Porty's present position!

Boomer wrote

Well, the common pronunciation of "Igor" [i-gore] doesn't rhyme with anything I can think of.

For those of you whom have seen a *really* old movie called "Young Frankenstein" (Frankenstein is pronounced [Fur-awn-ken-steen] in the movie), a character in there is named "Igor", and he jokes with the main character it is pronounced [E-gore]. So, that's how It'll be pronounced in the following:

O', little Igor,
You're so eager,
To try to break traps,
Of Adventurer's looking at maps,
Just so we cannot get you're meager reward,
You'll be making us run for your hoard.

Cookie709:
Oh Late one day, not very long ago,
Penguins World 60 was feeling quite low,
Coz' the penguins reset, early again;
"Grr" We all said, "It is such a pain"

So then we all ran, to Ardougne Zoo,
Surely Larry would know what to do
"Hunt those penguins!" Larry did cry.
"Ok mate, we'll give it a try!"

We've been successful, thats a fact,
The penguin puzzle, has been cracked!
So if you need a penguin, come on down;
Penguins w60 has reached its crown!

"Do you feel lucky punk" and "Make my day"

Dirty Harry once said, in the city, by the bay

If you feel real lucky, give Morty a try

We'll bless your grave if perchance you should die

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2008

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....

Hey, good old Woody, you're a chip off the block
I tried to come see you, but the gate has a lock
I'll squeeze thru the fence, become part of the flock

Although you're so easy, the point I don't knock
If I can't find you my teamates will mock
Not a bush or a cactus, you're a crate not a rock

Not desert or wildy, not forest or dock
I wrote down your clue and it's stored in my sock
Til next time old Woody, I'm watching the clock

Lady C (in this case, C stands for Cilly. Hey, poetic license)

I thought maybe Frosty, or Ice Cube, or Sleet
Snowball or Santa, Blizzard sounds neat
Someone misnamed you, this I do feel
Igor? The penguin? Hey, whats the deal?

Igor sighed deeply, he was cut to the bone
He'd weep in his pillow if he were alone
"Males have strong names" he said to the crowds
"No Daisys, no Rainbows, Petunias or Clouds"

He'd keep his name, he would, thank you ma'am
"They'll know me as Igor wherever I am
And you weakling humans, don't dare change my name
You can't play around as if this is a game"

Igor went back to the snow and the ice
"They'll let me alone now, they won't pay the price"
Satisfied finally, he took a long nap
And humans, he dreamt, were kicked off of the map

Casper was a friendly ghost,
A friendly ghost was he
His namesake is not quite as nice,
Chase him and you'll see

All around the Feldip hills
Casper pen' does roam
He'll run you out of energy,
And then he'll send you home

Lady C
(with apologize to the Beatles)

Eleanor Digby,
picks up her clues and her tips from anyone near.

Thats why we fear

Waits for her info
Wearing a costume of rock that she stole from the site

Dark as the night

Ah look at all the lonely penguins, where they do they all come from

Ah look at all the lonely penguins, where do they all belong

Eleanor Digby
Hid in a hole, was unseen cause theres no one around

What is that sound?

...

22-Jan-2024 08:03:36 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2024 08:27:34 by Canada Grrl

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2008

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...

Aphro and Eli
wiping the dirt from their plate as they search for the source

Digby of course

Ah look at all the lonely penguins, where do they all come from

Ah look at all the lonely penguins, where do they all belong

Biker

The search for a penguin,
Sophie is her name.
Why am I alone,
Were no others game?

No water in my pack,
No raindrops descend.
In the desert I started,
Is this where it shall end?

Hunting a penguin,
Is that the way to go?
If I die in the heat,
Will anybody know?

Out stretched hand,
Reaching for Sophie.
Why is the world floating,
Can a penguin carry me?

Has it been hours,
Has it been days?
I wake in a pyramid,
My mind is a haze.

My eyes open,
Is it still a dream?
Is that Sophie?
So it would seam.

“Ello Poppet”
I hear like a song.
It was biker that saved me.
I knew it all along.

*~ ODE TO THE TROLLS ~*

We would like to welcome you to penguin hide and seek,
a new adventure, that remains distinctively the same every week

The trolls that come to step-on, squander, and squash
the traps we have worked very hard to set-up, tend to, and watch

You make it obvious, and quite plain to see,
that you have not taken time to read the rules of 'Trapper Courtesy'

While an adept spy might spot from afar,
You are happy to display what horrible spies you all are

The endless trolls, all walk right through me too,
Have you forgotten that this is hide and seek, not a penguin petting zoo.

I would hate to offend anyone by the words that I've said,
but its quite clear to me that none that I speak of have ever read this thread

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2008

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...

Lt. Dience

Just a short ditty for Larry
He reminds me a bit of Mary
He could give us the spot
Right on the dot
But he's ever so contrary

There, I feel better now, but I'll bet you don't.

Lady C

You can break our trap,
We really don’t care.
You can kick our shin,
You may ruffle our hair.

We’re here to help,
We’re here for play.
Foul mood of others,
Will not stand in our way.

To make hunting easy
For one and all.
With snap by my side
I will not fall.

With Canada our leader,
and the example she set.
Loads of laughs and exp,
Is a safe bet.

Our clan is for fun,
Let’s not forget that.
Put down your fist,
Put down that bat.

By Paxilute:

How do I spy thee? Let me count the ways.
I spy thee through the swamps, dismal & green,
You trundling bush that barely can be seen,
I spy thee in the rugged Shantay Pass,
With gritty sand that gets stuck in my …umm...spying glass,
You are pursued through jungles even though,
My Oog’log run ran out an hour ago,
I stumble past the graves of bleakest grey,
Littering the paths of Netz’s icy way,
Heroic hunters dead before they’re done,
I can’t bless them, my prayer is 61.
It’s not about the points I win or lose,
As I traverse the Elf’s Lands trap filled breadth,
Your squeaking fascinates me - if Revs choose,
I shall but spy thee better after death.

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