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lyssacatt

lyssacatt

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Operator: Hello 911, what's your emergency?
Me: OPERATOR! I WAS WATCHING SPONGEBOB WHILE PLAYING RUNESCAPE, AND WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING, SOMEONE STOLE MY BRONZE ARMOUR!
Operator: Well don't as me for cash. (Operator is Zezima :o)
Operator: Hello, 91-
Me: OPERATOR HOLY CRUD OMG! IT HURTS SO BAD! OW! THE PIERCING FREEZING PAIN!
Operator: What's your problem, miss?
Me: I GOT PELTED WITH A SNOWBALL!
Operator: Hello, 911, what's your emergency?
Me: OPERATOR! I WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL AND MY TEACHER YELLED AT ME!

24-Nov-2008 21:41:38 - Last edited on 24-Nov-2008 21:42:05 by lyssacatt

CannedNoob97

CannedNoob97

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this is a rich girl.
the rich girl screams.
butler:whats wrong, m'lady?!
rich lady:call 911!
the butler calls 911 and sys its an emegency. the police comes.
richgirl:we have an emergency! I SPILLED A DROP OF WATER ON MY NEW WATERPROOF METALLICA SHIRT!!!
911 officer:....
the officer walks away, mumbling some very innappropriate words.
like it?

24-Nov-2008 21:45:53

Hockeypro101

Hockeypro101

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-Hey, ready to hit up that bank at 7?
~Sir, i'm going to advise you not to do that.
-Frank what are you talking about, we got all the explosives and junk together already
~Sir, this is the police you are talking to right now.
-Oh, well if you get a report about a hold up later, just ignore it. It'll probably just be a bunch of hoolagins playin a prank.*hangs up*
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28-Nov-2008 18:19:35

[#WZ70ZIX7Q]

[#WZ70ZIX7Q]

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guy:whats the emergency?
you:my fire place is on fire!
or
guy whats the emergency?
you: my gas cooker is burning my chicken!
or
guy:whats the emergency?
you:well i put out my bird feeder and this bird came along and stole a bird seed!
or
.... you kinda know
you:help I'm drowning in the bath
guy:thats your reflection...
or
....yeah
you: i was at the chip shop and i saw a fly going in to a light, am i dead if so should i go into the light?

01-Dec-2008 19:20:26 - Last edited on 01-Dec-2008 19:33:59 by [#WZ70ZIX7Q]

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