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Hurricaneria
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That was good ;)
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09-Dec-2009 20:40:24

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Operator: Hello? what's the emergency??
Me: Uh, yes I'm calling to report a drunk driver
Operator: Ok, on what street is he at?
Me: Well let's see... im on main street and turning onto 2nd street, so, he's on the corner of second and main street
Operator: ..... -.- *sends police*

20-Dec-2009 22:52:13

Hurricaneria
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911: Emergency Hotline?
Me: Yes, my sides hurt.
911:What happened sir?
Me: I was reading these funny ways to call 911 and all of a sudden, my sides started to burn.
911: Sir, this is no joke, goodbye.
Me: Great, how am I supposed to get to the hospital in time with a bone sticking out of my hip?
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23-Dec-2009 18:28:55

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911: 911, whats the emergency?
me: ummmm...
911: sir, whats the emergency.. you called 911.
me: ummmm...
911: Please hold.
me: WTF!?

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06-Jan-2010 20:31:22

Machai Cam
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911: Hello, what seems to be the problem?
Me: OMG YOU GOTTA COME QUICK!! WE NEED THE FIRE BRIGADE!!!
911: OK, stay calm. Now, where abouts are you?
Me: Meet me on World 84, at the Grand Exchange - loads of noobs making fires! :@

07-Jan-2010 07:51:24

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