Forums
Funniest reasons to call 911
Quick find code: 55-56-641-57518253
![[#CWNCXXS5C]](https://forums.rs/img/avatars/default.png)
Continued...
Operator: Hi, this is 991. What can we help you today?
Me: Yes, please save my brother!
Operator: What happened to him?
Me: My brother got killed by someone ugly and black! He is now laying in a pool of blood.
Operator: Oh dear, we will go there immediately! Where is the venue?
Me: At the Youth Sweet Park. Keep going east and you will see me and my brother.
Operator: Alright.
~After 5 minutes~
Operator: Why did you lie! We keep going east as you said but we did not find your brother or you!
Me: Are you sure you went to Youth Sweet Park?
Operator: The sign says,"Youth Sweet Parks".
Me: You went to the wrong place! It is Youth Sweet Park not Youth Sweet Parks!
Maybe that wasn't funny but anyway..
------------------------------------------------------------
Operator: Hello, it's 991 what do you need help with?
Me: My mother!
Operator: Umm what?
Me: My mother is dying! Help please!
Operator: Calm down, where are you?
Me: I don't know! My mother is at Kacein Bird park and I am at Karoin Bird Park!
Operator: We will go there now!
*After 3 minutes..~
Operator: Are you kidding me? Where is your mother?
Me: At Kacein Bird Park!
Operator: You said Karoin Bird Park!
Me: Noo I am at Karoin Bird Park and she is at Kacein Bird Park!
Operator: Dear dear why did you leave your mother?
Me: Why can't I? My mother wants to buy some things!
------------------------------------------------------------
Operator: Hello, this is 911 what do you need help with?
Me: I want double packets of fries, three double pies, eight sandwiches, three yummy potatoes, don't forget the sauce, one eight-level burger and eight slices of pizzas!
Operator: Umm this is 991 not the restaurant.
Me: i know but I am super hungry now get me all these in 1 second.
Operator: *hangs up*
Me: HELLO?! I'M GETTING SUPER HUNGRY GET BACK THE PHONE!
By the way, I will give more more 991 funny reasons!
Stacey
------------------------------------------------------------
Operator: Hi, this is 991. What can we help you today?
Me: Yes, please save my brother!
Operator: What happened to him?
Me: My brother got killed by someone ugly and black! He is now laying in a pool of blood.
Operator: Oh dear, we will go there immediately! Where is the venue?
Me: At the Youth Sweet Park. Keep going east and you will see me and my brother.
Operator: Alright.
~After 5 minutes~
Operator: Why did you lie! We keep going east as you said but we did not find your brother or you!
Me: Are you sure you went to Youth Sweet Park?
Operator: The sign says,"Youth Sweet Parks".
Me: You went to the wrong place! It is Youth Sweet Park not Youth Sweet Parks!
Maybe that wasn't funny but anyway..
------------------------------------------------------------
Operator: Hello, it's 991 what do you need help with?
Me: My mother!
Operator: Umm what?
Me: My mother is dying! Help please!
Operator: Calm down, where are you?
Me: I don't know! My mother is at Kacein Bird park and I am at Karoin Bird Park!
Operator: We will go there now!
*After 3 minutes..~
Operator: Are you kidding me? Where is your mother?
Me: At Kacein Bird Park!
Operator: You said Karoin Bird Park!
Me: Noo I am at Karoin Bird Park and she is at Kacein Bird Park!
Operator: Dear dear why did you leave your mother?
Me: Why can't I? My mother wants to buy some things!
------------------------------------------------------------
Operator: Hello, this is 911 what do you need help with?
Me: I want double packets of fries, three double pies, eight sandwiches, three yummy potatoes, don't forget the sauce, one eight-level burger and eight slices of pizzas!
Operator: Umm this is 991 not the restaurant.
Me: i know but I am super hungry now get me all these in 1 second.
Operator: *hangs up*
Me: HELLO?! I'M GETTING SUPER HUNGRY GET BACK THE PHONE!
By the way, I will give more more 991 funny reasons!
Stacey
------------------------------------------------------------
23-Nov-2010 12:59:34
Quick find code: 55-56-641-57518253 Back to Top