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5anti

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me: hello!? 911!?
op: yes,what is your emergency?
me: the wise old man just robbed they draynor bank and got a phat!!!! i need you to send some people over!
op: sir..is this a prank call?
me: does this sound like a prank call!?? i'm in draynor! im keeping him locked in his house! hurry up!
op: *opens up googel earth* sir..draynor doesn't exist
me: ffs yes it does!!!!!! it's in runescape! ugh whatever ill call someone more helpful..
*hangs up*
me: hello!?!? runescape headquarters!?
jagex: yes..
me: awmg! i just saw a bank recording where the wise old man robbed draynor bank!
jagex: sir..runescape is a game
me: i know but my "report abuse" button is broken!
jagex: *hangs up*
me: HELLO!?!? HELLO!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
it know,it sucks.. ^_^

08-Jul-2009 02:02:53

Hurricaneria
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No! I like it! LMAO!!! :D
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08-Jul-2009 06:05:45

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These are really funny :) :P :) :P
Ok I've got one but it's not that good. Anyway-
Operator: This is 111***** equivalent of 911)
Kid: It's an emergency come quick!
Operator: What is it?
Kid: An emergency, I told you!
Operator: What is the emergency? (thinks it's prank call)
Kid: Well I was just walking around, and then someone threw some stones at me!
Operator: Who?
Kid: The ice trolls! They hit a 20 on me!
Operator: .....
Kid: And I'm dying!
Operator: Goodbye.
*hangs up*
Kid: Hello? Are you there?

08-Jul-2009 11:49:37

Rob720Reborn

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Operator: 000 (equivielent of 911)
Me: I just went to this island and saw these things killing each other!
Operator: What?! Give me your location.
Me: I'm at some random island you can get there by playing Conquest in Mobilising Armies near Oo'glog.
Operator: What'd you say were fighting by the way?
Me: Oh some goblins, elves and dwarves.
Operator: Hmmmmmmmmm I'm not sure how to break this to you kid but goblins, elves and dwarves don't exist. Neither does this place Oo'glog.
Me: WHAT?!?! JAGEX how could you do this to me?!?!?!?!?
Operator hangs up.
Rings up Jagex HQ.
Me: Hey Jagex is that you?
Jagex: Yeah.
Me: Why'd you betray me?!
Hangs up.
Lame-ish I know but meh

12-Jul-2009 08:21:14 - Last edited on 12-Jul-2009 09:10:21 by Rob720Reborn

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