Both of these actually happened and not as a joke! Shows the full extent of human stupidity.
Operator - Hello, whats your emergency?
Caller - I can't reach the remote
Operator - Hello, whats your emergency?
Caller - The kids won't go to bed!
Operator: Hello? 911 emergency, what seems to be the problem?
Me: (Knock Knock in the background)
Operator: Please don't give us jokes... but whose there
Me: Stranger
Operator: Stranger Who?...
Me: Get your buts over here!!! I've got a stranger banging on my door!!!!