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Pirotika
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Pirotika

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Operator: Hello 912, what is your emergency?
Me: Help! 911 isn't working!
Operator: I'll forward you to 911.
Me: :| Operator: Hello 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Why is there a 912?
Operator: Well, sir, it's because 911 isn't working right now.
Me: Isn't this 911?
Operator: *whispers* Oh crap we've been found out! *normal voice* Goodbye sir. *hangs up*
Me: I've finally found 'em! *loads shotgun* Time to rock and roll!

17-Jan-2009 06:51:20 - Last edited on 17-Jan-2009 06:54:21 by Pirotika

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22-Jan-2009 00:00:29

Livingfossil

Livingfossil

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911, what is the emergency?
Me: Some noob showed up in falador and he is asking for free stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
911: Be there soon.
*3 days later*
911: We found falador, its a asteroid that was just recently named. We can't find any noobs asking for free stuff though.......
Me: NO!! Falador is a city in runescape
911: Be there soon.
*1 month later*
911: Runescape was a recently named planet in our neighboring galaxy. We couldn't find any city on it though, its a gas giant.
Me: RUNESCAPE IS A COMPUTER GAME!!!
911: Be there soon.
*2 years later*
911: WOOT!!! I got 99 fletching! We haven't tracked that noob yet.
Me: That noob recently became no. 1 player....

30-Jan-2009 19:42:03 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2009 19:45:28 by Livingfossil

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