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Cole Eleven

Cole Eleven

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Operator~What do you want now!?!?!?!? People should seriously stop calling 911!
Me~My awesome level 3 noob got hacked on runescape
Operator~ O_o O_o O_o :@ :@
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30-Dec-2008 20:44:18

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Operator - Yes?
Me - They're killing me!!!
Operator - Oh my god, sir, please describe what's going on.
Me - Well, I posted a forum about some funny reasons to call 911 and they're so funny! HAHAHAHAHA oh my god my sides are hurting!!! THEY'RE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Operator - :|
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03-Jan-2009 03:40:04 - Last edited on 03-Jan-2009 03:40:13 by Hurricaneria

iou642

iou642

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911: This is 911. What is your emergency?
Iou642: I've been robbed!
911: How much money did they take?
Iou642: About 100,000 in items!
911: Ok. We'll start looking! *hangs up*
Iou642: Gemme my fries back, Deadboy!

03-Jan-2009 03:50:17

HeftyDutyTex

HeftyDutyTex

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911 - State your emergeny!
Me - Omg It's terrible! It's just terrible!!!
911 - What's the problem1
Me - Call the medics. Quick! My computer just broke! and I was about to make 99 str!!!!! (crys)
911 - Ummm, is this a prank?
Me - NOOO! ITs not!!!! I CANT PLAY RUNESCAPE!!!!! OMG! LISTEN!!
911 - (hangs up)
Me - (calls 911)
911 - (differnt operater) State you emergeny!

05-Jan-2009 23:33:33

Rob720Reborn

Rob720Reborn

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operator: what's ur Emergancy
me: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is the Emergancy it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not you meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yes that's right meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not you! meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no one loves you every body hates you go eat a worm! but it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
operator: Son is this you ?
me: yessssssssssssssss it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
operator: go to your room
me: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
operator: go to your room young man and don't call me at work unless it's important

hangs up

me: redials
operator: hello what's ur emergancy
me: i don't have a dogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
operator: did u look in it's kennel ?
me: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... did u ?
voice in background: ohhhh harder ohhh yeah
operator: no i didn't son and please don't call back unless it's important
me: who's there ?
operator: yo momma
me: nu ah
operator: yeah
me: nu ah
operator: yeah
me: nu ah
operator: Shut Up You little brat and when i come home i'm going to kill you

me: redials
operator: hello what your emergancy little boy
me: ummmmmm my mums going to kill me
operator: nu ah
me: yeah
operator: nu ah
me: yeah
operator:nu ah
me: ummmmm ya she is
operator: serious?
me: ummmm ya
operator: ok where do u live
me: mum i live in the same house as u ...

09-Jan-2009 11:58:09

Jeprenth

Jeprenth

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Me: Hello 911! Are you there!?!
Operator: No, this is larry.
Me: OKay larry theres some guy breakin into my house hurry up and come here!
Larry:What!?! How do you know my name!?! ahhhh! I'm calling the police on you!!!
Me: no wait! is this dominoes?
Larry: Nope, still Larry.
Me: Well can you still bring me some pizza? pleaseee?
Larry:As long as you share.
Me:Ummm O.K.

16-Jan-2009 00:15:10

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