RuneScape Forum Archive | Funniest reasons to call 911

The Dusk Mar

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Me: My friend died!
Operator: He's dead, nothing we can do.
Me: [Censored]

:D

27-Sep-2008 20:22:35

PineappleBro

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operator: 911 whats your emergency
me: umm yea my finger is stuck up my nose

30-Sep-2008 04:18:13

Nerd-Tron-X

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911:911 whats your emergancy?
me:whats the secert of life?
me:what are some of the easter eggs in (a number that has 100 zeros)and finally,
me:wanna hang out some time?

30-Sep-2008 22:05:14

Sean Martu

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Operator: 911 Whats Your Emergency?
Me: Well I Was Playing Runescape On My Computer And Then I Walked Into This Place Called Bounty Hunter And Then I Couldnt Believe My EYES!!!!!!!! OMG THOSE LOW LEVEL NEWBS, AND THOSE POOR 1 ITEMS!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Sir, Im Sorry To Inform You But That Isnt A Emergency
Me: BUT WAIT! After A Little While Of Trying To Save Them Some Level 109 Came And Spec'd A Freakin 40-38 ON ME! Name was like C0p3478 Or Sum THing....
Operator: Whats Your Username You Say?
Me: W33zy F Bayb
Operator: ROFL! THANKS FOR THE FREE AHRIMS NOOB!!
Me: OMFG!!!! HELLO?!? HELLO?!?!?!

30-Sep-2008 22:21:36 - Last edited on 30-Sep-2008 22:22:37 by Sean Martu

ZOMG Donuts

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(I call 911)
Operator:What's youre problem
Me:well,I just got rick rolled by some noob while i was killing cows on rs
Operator: Okay...
Me: So is there anything you can do?
Operator: Well, I can hit you with a shovel so you can forget that.
Me: Okay
(After 3 hours the cops come and whack me with a shovel)
(I call 911 again)
Operator: What now?
Me:I can't remember anything now,wait why am I calling you again?
(operator hangs up)

02-Oct-2008 21:35:35 - Last edited on 02-Oct-2008 21:36:15 by ZOMG Donuts

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Awannion

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Operator: 911 Whats Your Emergency?
Me: What's the meaning of liiiifee? Do you like caaaaaats? Why did the chicken cross the road? There's a man knoocking on my door, should I open or can you put him in prison?

03-Oct-2008 16:03:06

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Alandar

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Real call (found on the internet):
Some lady called 911 over getting the wrong burger at burger king. It went something like this:
Idiot: I'm over here in Burger King at (Don't feel it necessary to name the city) and I have asked them 4 times to make me a western BBQ burger!
Idiot: They keep giving me a burger with lettuce, cheese, and onions.
*Goes on for a while*
Looks like she's not having it her way. XD

03-Oct-2008 16:15:53