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Operator: 911 emergencies, How may i be of service?
Me: Oh my god u wont believe this!!!!
Operator: Sir, What seems to be the problem?
Me: 902Mil drop party in the fally room in 50 seconds!!!!!
Operator: Oh ehm gee! Lemme put on my boots of lightness ill be right there!!!!!

04-Sep-2008 23:14:02

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opperater: 911 emergency wha-
me :O H EHM JEE YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAN
opperater: what seems to be the problem
me: IM HAAVING TROUBLEE HEEERE
opperater: huh?
me: oh wait
opperater: what?
me: turns out that my head didn't go backwards, im just wearing my shirt the wrong way.
CLICK

04-Sep-2008 23:23:11

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Operator: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: HELP!!!
Operator: What do you need help with?
Me: Im dying im getting killed by a revenant dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: A...what?
Me: Cant you do something just help me I have full rune sara on omg come on send a mod!!!!!
Operator: Im sorry sir but-
Me: AAAHHHHHHH!!! 1 lobby left!!!
Operator: Im going to have to ask you to-
Me: Just come to (random adr.) and help me!!!
Operator: Ok we'll send someone right over
Me: Woooooooooooooooaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 1 Day later -
~ News Headline ~
Just recently a child was put into a mental hospital. He seems to have had a complete addiction to an online game called RuneScape, where he "died" by the hands of a "Revenant Dragon" and lost all of his best armor. He was found screaming at his computer, making maniacal noises. Here is what the officer that arrived on the scene had to say...
"Well, I got there and I heard all of this scree****. I decided to look around and saw this kid at his computer freaking out through a window. He started slamming his keyboard around and ran out of the room. It was madness! I couldn't even understand what he was saying, it was like some kind of Angry German Kid."
*shows short clip taken by officer*
And there you have it. How video games are affecting the population of today's Earth.

06-Sep-2008 22:34:20

Shay Kirbuti
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i got it mixed up with my friend's fone number:
Operator: Yes?
Me: Is this Justin?
Operator: Well, my first name is Justin, but you can call me that i guess!
Me: Can i come to ur party?
Operator: I'm not hosting a party.
Me: Oh yeah, its at my other friend's house, Joey's house!
Operator: Lets go to his house then!
Me: Oh boy!
----out of fone now----
Fire Department: Someone called 911, and this is what we heard from it:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rest of whats up there
So the police crashes the party, and heres how it goes:
Police: FREEZE CHOOBS!
Operator and Me: Oh shi-
Police: YOURE GOING TO PORT SARIM JAIL CHOOBS!
Operator: Wtf why?
Police: YOU CALLED A FAKE 911 CHOOB, THATS WHY!
Operator: Oh... right...
Justin (my friend): Dude! You said you were gunna call me!
Me: Oops, i guess i called 911 instead of 555-5555, whoops.
Police: WELL SOMEONE IS GOING TO JAIL!
Police: YOU THERE, RANDOM KID!
Random kid: Wha- Why me?
Police: YOURE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!
Random kid: **** you police choobz
So the random kid went to jail and i became friends with the operator =], but now i know never to call 911 again!
Sequel:
Me: OMFG MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN
Mom: Call 911!
Me: No mommy, i swore to Zamorak i would never call 911 again!
THE END =D

06-Sep-2008 22:38:58 - Last edited on 06-Sep-2008 22:49:06 by Shay Kirbuti

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