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Hurricaneria
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O_o that one got to me...
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04-Nov-2009 21:59:09

Fightday2635

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Caller: Hey I'm having some problems at my house. Could you send someone over? Preferably a female? Also make sure she's pretty good looking.
Operator: What exactly is your emergency?
Caller: I'm lonely.
Operator: Didn't we go over this last week?

14-Nov-2009 05:53:43

AReaperGrimm

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Caller: So..I was trying to call my friend.
Operator: And?
Caller: I didn't feel like it once I got past the first 3 digits, so I just pressed call.
Operator: Let me guess. Your friend's number starts with 911.
Caller: No.
Operator: What?
Caller: I had you guys on speed-dial, so I could confess in case anyone found any evidence.
Operator: Er, what?
Caller: Wait, I said that out loud.
Operator: Are you prank calling or something?
*line goes dead*
Operator: Hello? I got nothing!
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Caller: Hello?
Operator: Hello.
Caller: So?
Operator: So what?
Caller: Who do you want to speak to?
Operator: Er, what?
Caller: Sorry, you must have the wrong number.
*line goes dead*
*An operator sitting nearby giggles and dials something*
Operator2: Hello?
Operator: HELLO? Is this the same guy?
*line goes dead*
*Repeat over and over and over again*
Operator2: Hello?
Senior Operator: Your phone number has been recorded, don't worry, a team is on its way.
Operator2: :|

14-Nov-2009 06:45:00 - Last edited on 14-Nov-2009 06:48:57 by AReaperGrimm

Hurricaneria
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Wow, do that again , and you'll be mob ruled ;) lol
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17-Nov-2009 08:25:23

Omnigarde

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Once, when I was younger, I put 911 on my speed-dial. Ten days later, I was talking with my friends at home and I accidentally butt-dialed 911. Ten minutes later, they were at my house and I was like, 'Why are you people here!?" They said that I shouldn't put them on speed-dial EVER! That was a true story of my life.
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Now, on to the joke:
Operator: Hello, what's your emergency?
Me: Can someone there open my pickle jar?
Operator: Um, no.
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19-Nov-2009 22:47:00

Hurricaneria
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Really? Good story :P
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23-Nov-2009 01:35:10

Halmdir
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Operater: what is the problem
Random guy: help a lvl 138 just kicked down my house's front door.
Operater :D on't worry I'll send units right away
Random guy:No don't bother he's on his way over there now.

23-Nov-2009 02:01:33

Hurricaneria
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Wow, cool :)
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29-Nov-2009 04:30:22

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