Once, when I was younger, I put 911 on my speed-dial. Ten days later, I was talking with my friends at home and I accidentally butt-dialed 911. Ten minutes later, they were at my house and I was like, 'Why are you people here!?" They said that I shouldn't put them on speed-dial EVER! That was a true story of my life.
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Now, on to the joke:
Operator: Hello, what's your emergency?
Me: Can someone there open my pickle jar?
Operator: Um, no.
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19-Nov-2009 22:47:00