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XVladDrakulX

XVladDrakulX

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ME: Calls 911
Operator: How can i direct your call
Me: Get me the police
Operator: let Me patch you through
ME: (Loading please wait........ 1%,2%,3%...)
Police Dispatch: Sir Whats your emergancy?
Me: I need a K-9 Unit to come find my Weed in my Sofa
my Adress is 1466 Blackwater lane please hurry





-I actully herd someware else not my credit-

20-Oct-2009 00:38:54

Rob720Reborn

Rob720Reborn

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Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Omg!!!!! There r some evil little trick or treaters outside!!!!!!! They're gonna kill me, I forgot to buy treats and if I try tricking them they'll pwn me with a sgs!
Operator: Where are you?
Me: Omg! That doesn't matter! Where I live doesn't matter, nothing matters!!!! All that matters is that you save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Operator: Sir we need an address so we can save you...
Me: Noooooooooooooooooo no address!!!!!!! Just come here and save me!!!!!!!!!!
*Door breaks down in background*
Me: They're cominggggggggggggggggggggggg! Get a SWAT team! The army! The police! Sniffer dogs! Blind peoples dogs! Everyone!
*Operator hangs up*
Hope you liked it =)

21-Oct-2009 09:57:34 - Last edited on 21-Oct-2009 10:03:54 by Rob720Reborn

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Better!!!
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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23-Oct-2009 00:27:56

Firathore

Firathore

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operator:what is your emergency?
ME: omg omg omg!
operator: again sir what is your emergency?!?!
ME:My dog Pooped on the floor and my mom made me pick it up. child abuse child abuse!.
operator :O K! we will be there rite away!
*Bang* the kick down the foor.
Poilceman: whr is the poop?
ME: over there!
Poilce man : uhhh kid?
Me: yeah?
*poilce man picks it up to reveal tiny chiuwawa poop

28-Oct-2009 21:48:14

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Cthulhu? Wow, was that when you where like 5 I'm guessing? lol
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
(¯`•._)Mëmbër×Ïñ×Wrî†êrš×Õƒ×Rûñë§cåpë(¯`•._)
(¯`•._)X¡þrõþê, †Hê Gø†hí© GÃñGš†Èr(¯`•._)
¨-...-¨ÑùmþÈr II õƒ Örgáñí£á†îøñ XIII¨-...-¨

01-Nov-2009 02:39:36

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