M: *dial*
O: What is your emergency?
M: I need an exclusive variety of lipsticks.
O: What....?
M: I need an exclusive variety of lipsticks! I like to make my man go AHHH.
O: You sound like a man sir.
M: WHO SAYS I'M NOT????
O: *hangs up*
m:opersator i jut called to tell you that your mom is like the home teleport i use her for free every 30 minutes.
o:.......................im so ashamed