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Daxy-Chan

Daxy-Chan

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Me: *calls 911*
911 operator: State your emergency...
Me: Im bored and I need someone to tex--
911 operator: Im hanging up you idiot.
Me: Wait! Didnt I tell you I was DAVID HASSOCK!
911 operator: You didnt even say his name right!
Me: I... I kno-- know... I was in a driving accident...
911 operator: OMG! Ill get an ambulance!
Me: Just come to my house... Track the addre--
911 operator: Yup... BYE!!
Me: She must not like hot guys...

10-Oct-2010 13:03:36

Meltominoire

Meltominoire

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Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Person: Um, I ordered no onions on my hamburger at (inserts restaurant name here), and... They gave me onions.
Operator: What would you like me to do about that?
Person: Arrest them!
ª ¢ Melto ¢ ª

11-Oct-2010 01:41:45

WolfpawOfWC

WolfpawOfWC

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Operater: How can I help you?
Me: Here I stand alone...
Operater: Are you lost?
Me: With this weight upon my heart
Operater: You're having a heart attack.
M: And it will not go away
O: Definatly a heart attack
m: In my head I keep on looking back, right back to the start
O: No reason to reflect your life. Ambulances are coming.
M: Wondering what it was that made you change
O: What?
M Well, I tried but I had to draw the line,
O: Are you having boyfriend troubles to?
M: And still this question keeps on spinning in my mind
O: I'm sorry, we don't handle relationship problems.

M: You idiot! Stop inturupting my singing! I'm not that bad!

*Dials 666 instead of 911 on accident*
Me: Hello? Is this 911?
Devil: Yes...
Me: Well...I ate my muffin! Now I can't find it! And you should really see your doctor about that throat of yours. You don't sound to good.
Devil: That isn't a real emergency...I have ways to deal with people like you...
Me:...
*Screaming and sounds of fire*
Me: HELP! HELP ME! I'M ON FIRE!
Devil: Looks like you didn't pay attention to the firefighters when they told you what to do when you're on fire...tsk tsk.
Me: HELP ME, YOU GOSH DAR-
*Devil hangs up*

14-Oct-2010 10:50:30 - Last edited on 15-Oct-2010 10:30:54 by WolfpawOfWC

[#MLDMDMCYV]

[#MLDMDMCYV]

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Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: Well you see, I accidently looked at a...
Operator: Is this I own smidge?
I own smidge: How did you guess?
Operator: Please get off the line, we do not accept calls that are of no use to us, as what you call in for is nothing we want to know
I own smidge: But.. But!
*Operator hangs up*
*I own smidge rings again*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: Well, I looked at a...
Operator: Please get off the line, we do not accept calls that are of no use to us, as what you call in for is nothing we want to know
I own smidge: Its really bad though, you dont understand!
*Operator hangs up*
*I own smidge rings again*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: Listen carefully! And dont hang up! I looked at a...
Operator: Stop ringing back I own smidge! We are now blocking you from calling us.
*Operator hangs up*
*I own smidge goes round his neighbours house and calls again*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: I looked at a mouse! And it...
Operator: How did you get back on the line?
I own smidge: I... Uh...
*Operator hangs up and blocks I own smidge again*
*i own smidge goes to his girlfriends house and uses the phone there*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge (talking really quickly) : I looked at a mouse and it bit my toe! And now its transforming into something! Its a... a... choo! OMG! Its a tormented demon! Help me!
Operator: I own smidge! Dont lie! Well, if you are lying then your going to wish you didnt. We will send backup right away. Just dont fight it!
I own smidge: Aah! Its dragon claws just ripped me up! it took 980! Help me!
Operator: Our units have been destroyed, you must face this on your own, bye!
*Operator hangs up*
I own smidge: Yes! Its dead! Dragon claws! Yes!
*I own smidge dies from poison and he is skulled*
I own smidge: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Stupid mouse!!!!!!

15-Oct-2010 12:58:48

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