Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: Well you see, I accidently looked at a...
Operator: Is this I own smidge?
I own smidge: How did you guess?
Operator: Please get off the line, we do not accept calls that are of no use to us, as what you call in for is nothing we want to know
I own smidge: But.. But!
*Operator hangs up*
*I own smidge rings again*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: Well, I looked at a...
Operator: Please get off the line, we do not accept calls that are of no use to us, as what you call in for is nothing we want to know
I own smidge: Its really bad though, you dont understand!
*Operator hangs up*
*I own smidge rings again*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: Listen carefully! And dont hang up! I looked at a...
Operator: Stop ringing back I own smidge! We are now blocking you from calling us.
*Operator hangs up*
*I own smidge goes round his neighbours house and calls again*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge: I looked at a mouse! And it...
Operator: How did you get back on the line?
I own smidge: I... Uh...
*Operator hangs up and blocks I own smidge again*
*i own smidge goes to his girlfriends house and uses the phone there*
Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
I own smidge (talking really quickly) : I looked at a mouse and it bit my toe! And now its transforming into something! Its a... a... choo! OMG! Its a tormented demon! Help me!
Operator: I own smidge! Dont lie! Well, if you are lying then your going to wish you didnt. We will send backup right away. Just dont fight it!
I own smidge: Aah! Its dragon claws just ripped me up! it took 980! Help me!
Operator: Our units have been destroyed, you must face this on your own, bye!
*Operator hangs up*
I own smidge: Yes! Its dead! Dragon claws! Yes!
*I own smidge dies from poison and he is skulled*
I own smidge: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Stupid mouse!!!!!!
15-Oct-2010 12:58:48