okay a lady went to restaurant and she ordered shrimp, well she ordered some extra other shrimp on the side. When she got home there was no shrimp on the side and she called 911!!!!!! no joke I saw it on news
Operator: This is 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Oh nothing, just wanted to talk. (:
Operator: Sir, you can get in serious trouble or arrested for fake calls.
Me: No worries, I have a get out of jail free card. =)
This was off of a cop show (it's acted out, but it kind of looks real). An old lady called the cops because they stopped serving grilled cheese, and that's what she'd had every day for lunch for over 20 years