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Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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30-Jun-2010 04:10:04

OhSoHeavenly

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Operator: 999, How can I help you?
Person: I can't find Homebase!
^ This was a true call
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Operator: 999, How can I help you?
Person: I can't find my phone..
Operator: *lots of noises because he's moving things* OMG.. neither can I !
Person: ... *hangs up*
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Operator: 999, How can I help you?
Person: I have a hang nail!! Oh my gosh.. the pain!I

13-Jul-2010 00:04:19

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Opperator: 911, How can i help u?
Me: Omfg send help quick..i..i..i dont have much time
Operator: What do you mean you dont have much time?
Me: omg omg omg send help!!! I have on full guthix with a d mace!@
Operator: Why?
Me: Dude the rev is owning me!
Operator: What?
Me: Just send help!!!
Operator: Where to?
Me: uhh its this place uhh its by the ruins uhh im not sure the exact loca-
Operator: Tell me the location son..
Me: I'm at (says address)
Operator: Ok, i will send help right away!
Me: OMG!!! HURRY!!! I ONLY HAVE 1 SHARK LEFT!!!
Operator: Just breath, everything will be-
Me: HELP!!!!! AHHH IM OUT OF PRAYER!!!!!!!!
Operator: Well, sir, I cant under-
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH QUICK!!! IM OUT OF FOOOOOOOD
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"Officers talking"
Officer Bob: Yeah, really, I went to this kids house, he was slamming the computer yelling something about a revant. He said something about dying and he threw the computer across the room. It was mayham. I needed to do something, but I didnt know what, so, I just took the kid to the mental hospitial.
Officer Tim: Omg, will he be ok?
Officer Bob: Yeah..he'll be fine, he just has something called a "Mild RuneScape Med Disease.
Officer Tim: What the fu-
Officer Bob: Tim! What were you about to say??
Officer Tim: Umm..nothing, sir, nothing at all!
Officer Bob: He will be out in a few weeks. Calm down.
Officer Tim: Phew!
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Tell me if u like it =)

13-Jul-2010 00:20:41

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