Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: HEEEEELLLPPPP!!
Operator: Relax and tell me what the problem is.
Me: Well, you see, I've got this papercut on my pinky and--
*operator hangs up*
Me: Hello?
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Me: Holy crackerz! HELP!
911 operator: Whats your problem?
Me: Why are you actin all casual when I have a bad problem!
911 operator: Just state your problem...
Me: My girl ditched me for another guy and I made some cake so--
-911 operator hangs up-
Me: Fine dont get any cake Ill just call my mother..