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Thathoboman1

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Me: *Dials 911*
Operater: This is 911, What's you emergency?
Me: Someone's trying to Commit suicide!
Operater: Okay sir, your going to need to calm down. What is the man doing?
Me: He threw a punch at Chuck Norris!
Operater:...There's nothing we can do for him...I'm sorry.
*Hangs up phone*

31-Jul-2011 06:51:54 - Last edited on 31-Jul-2011 06:52:48 by Thathoboman1

iBoley
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iBoley

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*ring ring*
"911 whats your emergency?
"MY FRIEND JUST GOT KILLED!!"
"OKAY we will have the-"
"no its okay, he only lost some rune."
"oh, good. if he had lost dragon i would of had to call the FBI"

02-Aug-2011 07:08:35

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